Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Mother in law is that way. Been married 6 or 7 times. Bleeds them dry then moves on.
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Operational needs

Virescit Vulnere Virtus
I've seen folks that are just getting by, rather than buy some life insurance, they buy smokes, booze, and lottery tickets.
I had a store in a town full of people like that. Always trying to get over. They were all on food stamps and welfare but always had money for their beer and cigarettes, even if their kids were hungry.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
NUDE BEACH ....... !!!

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger

than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother

that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:

'Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
NUDE BEACH ....... !!!

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger

than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother

that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:

'Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
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rod

Retired 23 years
I've seen folks that are just getting by, rather than buy some life insurance, they buy smokes, booze, and lottery tickets.


I have a niece whos family didn't have health insurance none of the time her kids were growing up ---but she had a $1600 tanning bed and drove a Mercedes.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
NUDE BEACH ....... !!!

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger

than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother

that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:

'Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=crickets
 
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