Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[oldngray]

Ever notice a tampon looks like a cannoli?

 

[Wally]

I do.

Better set Mrs Gumby straight, pronto!

 

[ZQXC]

......but she wants to

Disclaimer: This post was intended as a joke; I am certain that everyone that read it, understood that. However, let me erase any possible misconceptions, by stating that Miss needs has absolutely no interest whatsoever in seeing me unclothed. I am confident that such an experience would send her into a prolonged spasm of uncontrollable projectile vomiting.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Better set Mrs Gumby straight, pronto!

No biggie. The grocery store is on my way to the beer store.

 

[Wally]

No biggie. The grocery store is on my way to the beer store.

Right. That's why I make her a list. She gets the beer on the way back so it stays cold.

 

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Disclaimer: This post was intended as a joke; I am certain that everyone that read it, understood that. However, let me erase any possible misconceptions, by stating that Miss needs has absolutely no interest whatsoever in seeing me unclothed. I am confident that such an experience would send her into a prolonged spasm of uncontrollable projectile vomiting.

Looking for a pity bang?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Right. That's why I make her a list. She gets the beer on the way back so it stays cold.

Plus I get to see all the good looking women at the store.

 

[Operational needs]

First time I met this guy, he and a German shepherd were between me and my truck. I about peed my pants. They both are huge! I guess they grow bigger in the country. Thank God, they're both friendly. LOL.

 

[Operational needs]

Plus I get to see all the good looking women at the store.

There must be a different kind of women at your Aldi's than at the two I've been to. Lol.

 

[ZQXC]

Looking for a pity bang?

not funny
funny Ray died

 

[oldngray]

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First time I met this guy, he and a German shepherd were between me and my truck. I about peed my pants. They both are huge! I guess they grow bigger in the country. Thank God, they're both friendly. LOL.

Is he even full grown? Looking at those big feet of his it looks like he still needs to grow some more.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

not funny
funny Ray died

Good afternoon Ray.

 

[ZQXC]

Good afternoon Ray.

whatever

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

whatever

Somebody needs a hug.

 

[McGee]

At least the dog has an invisible fence collar on ...

 

[oldngray]

Plus I get to see all the good looking women at the store.

 

[Operational needs]

Is he even full grown? Looking at those big feet of his it looks like he still needs to grow some more.

He's the biggest Doberman I've ever seen. He could easily put his paws on my shoulders.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

At least the dog has an invisible fence collar on ...

I wonder if the dog's name is Root?? Boom!

 

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He's the biggest Doberman I've ever seen. He could easily put his paws on my shoulders.

Woof.

 

[oldngray]

He's the biggest Doberman I've ever seen. He could easily put his paws on my shoulders.

Shouldn't that Scooby be riding around in a van with Hillary?