Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[Johney]

I smell smoke---it must be Canada. They are really getting burned up there.

Isn't that some ? How many people evacuated?

 

[joeboodog]

At my last pickup and of course they are making me wait. MF'ers.

 

[Johney]

I'm not working, that doesn't bother me.

You never really work anyways.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

At my last pickup and of course they are making me wait. MF'ers.

That sucks..my last pick up, hooked me up today.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You never really work anyways.

Thanks
Sup Johney.


Now go shove it...

 

[Operational needs]

Isn't that some ? How many people evacuated?

At least 80,000

 

[Johney]

At my last pickup and of course they are making me wait. MF'ers.

Thank God I didn't have to deal with that crap in my last few years of package.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

At least 80,000

Is that why Ricky B hasn't been posting?

 

[Johney]

Thanks
Johney.


Now go shove it...

Your wife said the exact same thing to me today.

 

[Johney]

At least 80,000

That's what I thought I heard.....crazy!

 

[rod]

Isn't that some ? How many people evacuated?

I saw a video of some poor bastard trying to leave on his motorcycle. You could tell he was just about burning up waiting in the line of traffic. I kept thinking screw that- you have a motorcycle-- go around them on one side or the other. Finally he did.

 

[Awakened you have...]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" Benjamin Franklin.

"Whiskey is proof that the devil loves us and wants us to be happy too" Lucifer.

"Wine is proof that the holy spirit loves us and wants us to be happy" Jesus.

"Vodka is proof that Mother Russia loves us and doesn't want us to freeze to death" Vladimir Putin.

"Malt liquor is proof that even black folks need something to drink" Said no white person ever.

"Alcoholic fruity drinks are proof that even nuns will get into bed with you, when given a six pack" Catholic Priest

"Moonshine is proof that hillbillies can cook up something special....besides meth" Bobby Sue.

"Ale is proof that I have hair on my testicles" Mountain Man.

"3.2% is proof that your either an idiot, or still on the clock" Clerk...

Still thinking of some more.
A little help from the peanut gallery...

 

[Future]

Yes....pork

Pig

 

[rod]

At my last pickup and of course they are making me wait. MF'ers.

Unless I actually had plans for Friday evening it was usually my best hosing day.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

"Wine is proof that the holy spirit loves us and wants us to be happy" Jesus.

"Vodka is proof that Mother Russia loves us and doesn't want us to freeze to death" Vladimir Putin.

"Malt liquor is proof that even black folks need something to drink" Said no white person ever.

"Alcoholic fruity drinks are proof that even nuns will get into bed with you, when given a six pack" Catholic Priest

"Moonshine is proof that hillbillies can cook up something special....besides meth" Bobby Sue.

"Ale is proof that I have hair on my testicles" Mountain Man.

"3.2% is proof that your either an idiot, or still on the clock" Clerk...

Still thinking of some more.
A little help from the peanut gallery...

 

[Johney]

I saw a video of some poor bastard trying to leave on his motorcycle. You could tell he was just about burning up waiting in the line of traffic. I kept thinking screw that- you have a motorcycle-- go around them on one side or the other. Finally he did.

I caught a brief video of evacuees going down some road and flames 100' in the air within feet of these people. I'm thinking wtf are they doing sitting there.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Pig

Absolutely.

 

[rod]

I caught a brief video of evacuees going down some road and flames 100' in the air within feet of these people. I'm thinking wtf are they doing sitting there.

Canadians are too polite (or they could be too drunk to care)----that is what I have experienced during my trips to Canada.

 

[rod]

Time to head to town for a little "my pension isn't being cut yet" celebration. Later

 

[Operational needs]

Is that why Ricky B hasn't been posting?

Do you think they locked him in the basement before they evacuated?








God, please forgive me. I was only joking.