sailfish
Master of Karate and Friendship for Everyone
#1. Assless chaps is redundant. That's what makes them chaps. Otherwise they'd be pants.In your skinny jeans and ass-less chaps, no doubt.
#2. If I do wear them, I take them off when I get to a destination.
#3. I'm hoping it finally gets warm enough to not need them or the overpants soon anyway.
There. I win.