Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)

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One time.


Thank god it was a rural route.

Many years ago I went to a Christmas party at a local hotel. Everything was paid for by her employer, including the room. Went to work and probably should not have gotten behind the wheel. I kept track of how many stop signs I rolled through----41.

This was also a rural route.

I don't recall much else from the day.
 
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Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Many years ago I went to a Christmas party at a local hotel. Everything was paid for by her employer, including the room. Went to work and probably should not have gotten behind the wheel. I kept track of how many stop signs I rolled through----41.

This was also a rural route.

I don't recall much else from the day.
You had sense enough to count the stop signs but not stop at them....
 

Orion inc.

I like turtles
It's good to have goals in life.

Mine is to be the best grandpa that I can be.

Yours is to be a drunk.
Many years ago I went to a Christmas party at a local hotel. Everything was paid for by her employer, including the room. Went to work and probably should not have gotten behind the wheel. I kept track of how many stop signs I rolled through----41.

This was also a rural route.

I don't recall much else from the day.
Your first statement I'll congratulate you on.

Your second, not very wise there Dave. You could have killed someone.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Me: there's no way this weighs 3 lbs. make a new label. It's 15-20lbs


Customer: bS no way it weighs that much blah blah blah.


Me: it's at least 10 lbs make a new label.

Customer: (bitching the whole time makes a label for 11 lbs.)


Me: weigh it at next stop. 19.2lbs.
 
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