He has issues. You should never see one in the daytime. I was concerned for my family's safety.That's terrible. What did that opossum do to you? Give you rabies?
He has issues. You should never see one in the daytime. I was concerned for my family's safety.That's terrible. What did that opossum do to you? Give you rabies?
I wish I didn't.You heard me.
Yes.i killed an opossum
NoYou guys need to stop picking on Frigid.
He's cold as ice you know!
You will score on the first date though.I have a young woman on my route, I can't even look her in the face. She is completely covered in tats, head to toe. Face and lip piercings and giant gauges in her ears.
Fake injury.My wife does have a nice list ready for me. I might be better off going to work!
Empty netter?You will score on the first date though.
Chinese buffet had frog legs last night. I think I ate every relative @upschuck has in a 50 mile radius.You going to kiss a frog?
Thanks for reminding me...I'm going to make some this weekChinese buffet had frog legs last night. I think I ate every relative @upschuck has in a 50 mile radius.
@MyTripisCut sister?You will score on the first date though.
Nope. My sister.@MyTripisCut sister?
For some reason I get u and Wally confused.Nope. My sister.
Jersey boys.For some reason I get u and Wally confused.
I made the necessary adjustments.
I literally hit post and immediatly knew what I had done and hit edit.Damn ninja edit brah