Wife's been gone for the week. No kids tonight.
There will be boobs involved.
I called my ORS and asked him to cover my late pick ups.
He goes" why? I know it's Friday but you never ask to cover pick ups".
Me: "there's boobs involved."
Him:"I see. I'll get the feeder guy to get them. Carry on."
My ORS actually isn't a bad guy. Kinda like Frigids sense of humor.