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Screw that noise. Would make for an awesome injury report though." Broke my hand trying to kill a spider on the lights up front"
Nothingness Fluff ,part 2
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Say wut??So there I was . . .
Covering a new route, attempting a call tag when a few houses down a few dogs run to the end of a driveway.
Oh wow, schnauzers. How cu . . . What . . . The . . .. . . Is . . . That?!?!?
It can't be. Surely no one is that silly? But, he doesn't even work for that company!
Well, there's the truck i. The driveway.
As I return to my truck with a NR3 written neatly on the call tag I glance again.
Is it possible?
Clock the fob, seat belt on, start, clutch, shift, holy
That really is a mail boxshaped like a FedEx ground truck
Sure hope he is at least a contractor
Finding that crybaby @turdferguson
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I am just here for the laughs
He just magically appeared...kind of like a poltergeist.
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My faceSo there I was . . .
Covering a new route, attempting a call tag when a few houses down a few dogs run to the end of a driveway.
Oh wow, schnauzers. How cu . . . What . . . The . . .
It can't be. Surely no one is that silly? But, he doesn't even work for that company!
Well, there's the truck in the driveway.
As I return to my truck with a NR3 written neatly on the call tag I glance again.
Is it possible?
Click the fob, seat belt on, start, clutch, shift, holy
That really is a mail boxshaped like a FedEx ground truck
Sure hope he is at least a contractor
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Turdferguson
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Did you take a crap in it?So there I was . . .
Covering a new route, attempting a call tag when a few houses down a few dogs run to the end of a driveway.
Oh wow, schnauzers. How cu . . . What . . . The . . .
It can't be. Surely no one is that silly? But, he doesn't even work for that company!
Well, there's the truck in the driveway.
As I return to my truck with a NR3 written neatly on the call tag I glance again.
Is it possible?
Click the fob, seat belt on, start, clutch, shift, holy
That really is a mail boxshaped like a FedEx ground truck
Sure hope he is at least a contractor
If not your not a true man
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So there I was . . .
Covering a new route, attempting a call tag when a few houses down a few dogs run to the end of a driveway.
Oh wow, schnauzers. How cu . . . What . . . The . . .
It can't be. Surely no one is that silly? But, he doesn't even work for that company!
Well, there's the truck in the driveway.
As I return to my truck with a NR3 written neatly on the call tag I glance again.
Is it possible?
Click the fob, seat belt on, start, clutch, shift, holy
That really is a mail boxshaped like a FedEx ground truck
Sure hope he is at least a contractor
No pictures?
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no but I felt really sorry for the dogs. To have to live with some one so miserable must be horrible
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He walked outside as I drove by, was concentrating on waving with ALL FIVE fingers
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Turdferguson
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That's because @Big Arrow Down...D is a festering boil on my butt
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Turdferguson
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I am now that those aggravating little people who live here are in bed.
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Maybe it's time you moved out of your parents house
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Turdferguson
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Worse. An 8 and 9 year old little boys.
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Turdferguson
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I wish. I was the aggravating bastard there.
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I have a pretty good route as far as miles go but I get my share of the yellow stickers. They do suck.
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Awe c'mon Brother IVE. Just cause his name is @turdferguson doesn't mean we have to treat him like crap...well maybe.
No kidding.
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