Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

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oldngray

nowhere special
Thought something smelled. Thought it was @turdferguson

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rod

Retired 23 years
Wtf is that! Please take a picture,sometimes I think you guys just make stuff up...but I tend to believe you and @cosmo


I still haven't mastered the picture posting thing but here's how it works. A little tourist town nearby has weekly turtle races during the summer. You can bring your own or rent one for a coupe of bucks that the town pays kids a quarter for and are release back into the local lakes after the races. The turtles have a number painted on their shell that washes off with water. A large circle is painted in a parking lot with an inner circle the kids start their turtles from. The turtles race 10 feet to the outer edge. The track is flooded with water first to cool it down so the turtles don't have to race on hot asphalt (maybe they would go faster is they skipped that step). Gambling on the turtles is discouraged but it happens.

 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I still haven't mastered the picture posting thing but here's how it works. A little tourist town nearby has weekly turtle races during the summer. You can bring your own or rent one for a coupe of bucks that the town pays kids a quarter for and are release back into the local lakes after the races. The turtles have a number painted on their shell that washes off with water. A large circle is painted in a parking lot with an inner circle the kids start their turtles from. The turtles race 10 feet to the outer edge. The track is flooded with water first to cool it down so the turtles don't have to race on hot asphalt (maybe they would go faster is they skipped that step). Gambling on the turtles is discouraged but it happens.
Not quite pig races but fun.
 

Big Arrow Down...D

Leave the gun,take the cannoli
I still haven't mastered the picture posting thing but here's how it works. A little tourist town nearby has weekly turtle races during the summer. You can bring your own or rent one for a coupe of bucks that the town pays kids a quarter for and are release back into the local lakes after the races. The turtles have a number painted on their shell that washes off with water. A large circle is painted in a parking lot with an inner circle the kids start their turtles from. The turtles race 10 feet to the outer edge. The track is flooded with water first to cool it down so the turtles don't have to race on hot asphalt (maybe they would go faster is they skipped that step). Gambling on the turtles is discouraged but it happens.

That's awesome...BTW I googled it...apparently this is true...
 
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