Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[Brownslave688]

Dude I burned so much crap in my backyard today. It was like an inferno. My son and I are pyros.

If you come help me clear 4 miles of fence I'll show you the biggest burn pile ever.

 

[Operational needs]

No you're express

And a chick

Lol. Most of the ones I pass are so snotty they have no idea whether I'm a chick or not.

 

[oldngray]

 

[Operational needs]

I ran into a fedex express guy at a stop today.

Was right behind him making bunny ears and silently laughing while the consignee tried to keep a straight face. I intentionally let him catch me but acted as if I was trying to hide it.

He was not amused.

screw fedex

Hey!! We're not all uptight like he is. I would have laughed.

 

[Brownslave688]

Lol. Most of the ones I pass are so snotty they have idea whether I'm a chick or not.

Unbutton that blouse a little more.

 

[Shifting Contents]

At least mailman have a sense of humor

Walked into a subway where two mailmen were eating.

I screamed at the top of my lungs, "I thought I told you never to come I here! This is our turf!"

One of them tried to say a come back but couldn't stop laughing at all the gaping mouths with pieces of foot longs falling out

 

[oldngray]

 

[Operational needs]

Unbutton that blouse a little more.

I can't. It's unbuttoned to the max.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I can't. It's unbuttoned to the max.

Take it off.

 

[Brownslave688]

At least mailman have a sense of humor

Walked into a subway where two mailmen were eating.

I screamed at the top of my lungs, "I thought I told you never to come I here! This is our turf!"

One of them tried to say a come back but couldn't stop laughing at all the gaping mouths with pieces of foot longs falling out

This would of been my reply.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

On road to start my qualifying period today. Does everybody drive like idiots around UPS vehicles or is it just this town?

 

[GetTacosOrDieTrying]

On road to start my qualifying period today. Does everybody drive like idiots around UPS vehicles or is it just this town?

Its everywhere

 

[Operational needs]

Take it off.

Whatdaya think I'm trying to get arrested or something? Or fired? Lol.

 

[Brownslave688]

On road to start my qualifying period today. Does everybody drive like idiots around UPS vehicles or is it just this town?

Lmao this is gonna be fun.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Whatdaya think I'm trying to get arrested or something? Or fired? Lol.

A little nip never hurt anyone.... Quit being so uptight.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Whatdaya think I'm trying to get arrested or something? Or fired? Lol.

You'd probably get a thank you in my building

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

On road to start my qualifying period today. Does everybody drive like idiots around UPS vehicles or is it just this town?

We are a magnet.

 

[GetTacosOrDieTrying]

I can't. It's unbuttoned to the max.

 

[Operational needs]

On road to start my qualifying period today. Does everybody drive like idiots around UPS vehicles or is it just this town?

They do it to FedEx people too. They love to cut you off, knowing that if you hit them, they're getting PAID. LOL.

 

[Turdferguson]

I ran into a fedex express guy at a stop today.

Was right behind him making bunny ears and silently laughing while the consignee tried to keep a straight face. I intentionally let him catch me but acted as if I was trying to hide it.

He was not amused.

screw fedex

Little known fact FedEx divers are humorless bastards. See Mr FedEx