Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[Brownslave688]

You'd be surprised if I could post pics of my conquests you would be amazed.





No lie.

You mean that you're so ugly you should never be able pull that?

 

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Honey, I'm home

How was your day dear?

 

[Brownslave688]

Anheuser Busch bought Miller today

Yeah



TTKU

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Funniest fight I ever saw. All inclusive in Mexico. Woman on the left man on the right and he is watching a topless gal walk by them. He follows her with his eyes all the way down the beach. When he turns back around his wife has taken her bikini top off!

He demands that she put it back on. NOPE! She takes off walking down the beach and he walks the opposite way. About 3 secs later he turns around and runs after her begging, "Please put your top on, pleeeese? "

Was you embarrassed after you did that?

 

[Turdferguson]

I'm going to my happy place! I just walked in my beer store and asked the owner to get me more DLF. He takes me to an endcap and informs me he will now have it in stock all the time! And it's cheaper now! View attachment 56561

I should've . They had a ice cream man , candy man, fruit man , and French fry man. It was awesome

Is that who you bought those green peppers from?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

How was your day dear?

Not too bad.Thanks for asking.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Where is the commish?
@upschuck

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

You're assuming this hottie would want anything to do with you sukka

O. She would. I have a way with the ladies.

 

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[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Is it a valve stem?

 

[cosmo1]

Crap buying crap. They will be the largest purveyor of crap beer in history.

Blue Moon?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

O. She would. I have a way with the ladies.

Fifties and hundreds?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Blue Moon?

Hi Cos. How you been?

 

[Brownslave688]

Was you embarrassed after you did that?

I beg my wife to go to the nude beach all the time.

 

[Turdferguson]

Where is the commish?
@upschuck

He was picking on @Photog earlier

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

You mean that you're so ugly you should never be able pull that?

Ummmmmmm no. Actually I'm quite handsome thank you very much.






Thing is, you either have it or you don't , you could look like tom cruise and still not pull anything in the bar. I use too have to turn em down and make my pick at end of night. Don't care if you believe me or not. It's the truth.

 

[Ms.PacMan]

How was your day dear?

Whoever did my route yesterday spilled a giant caramel latte or some such crap all over my new truck. And the big magnet that holds the bulk head door open just fell off.

 

[cosmo1]

Hi Cos. How you been?

Hey, Gumby.

Other than a nasty cold, I'm good.

WTF you being off yesterday and I had to 'work'?

 

[hyena]

Is that why you left?

 

[upschuck]

Where is the commish?
@upschuck

Right here.