Ups man. I'm not signing for my packages,till you grab some goodies!
Somedays,you just got to,love those customers
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Guess it depends on what kind of goodies they're wanting you to grab. Lol.
upschuck
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Did you get tossed in jail?
bleedinbrown58
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How's that air coming? Lmao
bleedinbrown58
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Today it's an offer...tomorrow she's on the news....the ups man sexually harassed me and ruined Christmas. I'm suing...lol
Done ive is a professional.
Does the wifey,say that?
upschuck
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Professional goodies grabber?
bleedinbrown58
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Professional what? lol
bleedinbrown58
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No, that needs some work...lmao
Love to.... snatch , them up!
bleedinbrown58
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bleedinbrown58
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Outed in the Olden Days....
John invited his mother over for dinner.
During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's roommate, Robert was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Robert and I are just friends."
About a week later, Robert came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read, "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Robert, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Robert. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now." Love, Mom.
John invited his mother over for dinner.
During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's roommate, Robert was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Robert and I are just friends."
About a week later, Robert came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read, "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Robert, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Robert. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now." Love, Mom.
bleedinbrown58
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Sorry I didnt have a card.
I'll let it slide,this time
bleedinbrown58
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In my experience..a card usually equals a bigger tip. But not always.
Big Arrow Down...D
Leave the gun,take the cannoli
What's this?
Big Arrow Down...D
Leave the gun,take the cannoli
Two tips today no card,and one was a check...
bleedinbrown58
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A check...i'm always amazed when I get stuck behind someone in a store paying with a check...I didnt know people still did that!
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