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upsbeernut

Sometimes i feel like a nut sometimes i dont
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jumpman23

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I always wanted to go to a party and pretend to be a drunk lesbian.
Ok so here we go with a funny lesbo story because us men are knuckleheads lol. True story swear to god I don't make this stuff up lol. Anyway when I was part time at UPS I used to work at this pizza joint which ive mentioned in past posts and used to live the restaurant life and if any of you have ever worked at a restaurant youll know what im talking about. We were hanging out at this dudes house partying it up while his parents were out of town, and these 2 gay chicks were partying it up with us( oh its gets better) so anyway we knew these 2 chicks were wanting to go hook up and you know do the carpet thing lol. They looked good too lol. The dude let them go into his room, with a blacklight lit inside his room cause that was the thing back in the day lol, and somehow mysteriously( by design) the shades on the 1 window were up high enough to get a show. We were outside the window outside watching these chicks go at it for a while. That was pretty classic, we were out there like dude this is great lol. Anyway couple weeks later were partying at my house minus the other gay chick, getting all hammered up and im pretty beat up too. So its time to go to bed and the 1 gay chick decides she wants to sleep in Jumps bed, im like its all good and if she wants to get dirty im all in to put banging a gay chick on my bucket list. So I banged her lol, and then I banged her again the following morning lol. All my buds were like dude that's definitely classic man, your a nuttbag lmfao. Long story I know but funny as hell though lmfao. :cowboy:
 

jumpman23

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True story man, just getting er in when I was younger. Live life and do your thing when your younger and get it out of your system before ya settle down and get hitched up lol. I can look back when im older and be like man I had tons of fun and lived life like a madman when I was a youngsta lmfao
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