Nothingness Fluff....

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Nah. They're dressed to kill.

Probably,kill me! lol

 

[sailfish]

You're going to wear them? Drag? Lol. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

That does remind me though of a really long and complex story from years ago that involves alcoholic beverages and a friend's birthday night out that is one in a long series of events that has indirectly lead to the reason I no longer drink!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

That does remind me though of a really long and complex story from years ago that involves alcoholic beverages and a friend's birthday night out that is one in a long series of events that has indirectly lead to the reason I no longer drink!

That does remind me though of a really long and complex story from years ago that involves alcoholic beverages and a friend's birthday night out that is one in a long series of events that has indirectly lead to the reason I no longer drink!

You dont drink at all?

 

[Operational needs]

That does remind me though of a really long and complex story from years ago that involves alcoholic beverages and a friend's birthday night out that is one in a long series of events that has indirectly lead to the reason I no longer drink!

You realized while drinking that you enjoyed wearing the boots too much?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Not the boots, the streetwalkers!

If you like crabs for Christmas...lol

 

[BSWALKS]

If you like crabs for Christmas...lol

And a missing wallet.

 

[sailfish]

You dont drink at all?

Nothing alcoholic.

You realized that while drinking that you enjoyed wearing the boots too much?

"What do you want to do for your birthday?"
"Go to that drag show coming up. I hear it's a great time."
"Good idea."

Your imagination can fill in the rest!

 

[Operational needs]

Nothing alcoholic.


"What do you want to do for your birthday?"
"Go to that drag show coming up. I hear it's a great time."
"Good idea."

Your imagination can fill in the rest!

Few lap dances later......

 

[sailfish]

Few lap dances later......

A few lap dances and knocked over tables and chairs and spending rest of the night with my face in a toilet till 4am and waking up wondering why the hell I have mascara running down my cheeks. Every time I hear the story I get more details I probably didn't want to know!

 

[Operational needs]

A few lap dances and knocked over tables and chairs and spending rest of the night with my face in a toilet till 4am and waking up wondering why the hell I have mascara running down my cheeks. Every time I hear the story I get more details I probably didn't want to know!

But do they have pictures?

 

[sailfish]

But do they have pictures?

Not that I've seen! Sounds like it would make a great Hangover: Part IV though!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

But do they have pictures?

If not, then Its not true! lol

 

[Operational needs]

Not that I've seen! Sounds like it would make a great Hangover: Part IV though!

No pictures, no proof!

 

[Operational needs]

*

 

[sailfish]

If not, then Its not true! lol

No pictures, no proof!

Works for me!

 

[BSWALKS]

Not that I've seen! Sounds like it would make a great Hangover: Part IV though!

Starring RuPaul as your love interest.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

If not, then Its not true! lol

Take em off baby! Lmao

 

[bleedinbrown58]

And a missing wallet.

Yup...good luck explaining that to the wife..Uh honey... someone picked my pocket and sneezed on me....and I caught syphilis! lmao

 

[sailfish]

Starring RuPaul as your love interest.

She said she was a woman, I swear!

 

[sailfish]

Holy crap. I gotta get to McDonald's before they stop serving breakfast.