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Brown echo

If u are not alive than for sure truth is not real
Your lucky I like ya n can take a joke smartypanyz lol.
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Brown echo

If u are not alive than for sure truth is not real
I want to say to all brown cafe brothers and sisters Happy New Year especially to Mr. President I've......cheers to all of you :beersmiley:
 

jumpman23

Oh Yeah
If you don't mind, tell her to stop snoring and hogging the blanket. By the way, I've nice punctuation.
True story, when I was like 23 or so, I was at the bar with my numbnutt rolldogs so we were hanging out with these cougars( 40s at the time) so were kicking it and im thinking yeah im a burn mommy up lol, anyway I burn mommy up and were both pretty beat up drunk and we both pass out and couple hours later still dark out too, this crazyasczz biznitee is snoaring like I cant even describe it. Im crackin da freak up and still tore down too, so im trying to give her the nudge to quit snoring and nothing happens, im like dude I gotta roll out of here, so I snuck out and disappeared like a virgin on prom night lol. Meanwhile Jump still drunk walking down the highway trying to hitch hike back to my boys beach house, classic dude for real. But that's 1 ill never forget the loudness of this womens snore unfreakin believable and funny as hell lmfao.
 

bleedinbrown58

That’s Craptacular
True story, when I was like 23 or so, I was at the bar with my numbnutt rolldogs so we were hanging out with these cougars( 40s at the time) so were kicking it and im thinking yeah im a burn mommy up lol, anyway I burn mommy up and were both pretty beat up drunk and we both pass out and couple hours later still dark out too, this crazyasczz biznitee is snoaring like I cant even describe it. Im crackin da freak up and still tore down too, so im trying to give her the nudge to quit snoring and nothing happens, im like dude I gotta roll out of here, so I snuck out and disappeared like a virgin on prom night lol. Meanwhile Jump still drunk walking down the highway trying to hitch hike back to my boys beach house, classic dude for real. But that's 1 ill never forget the loudness of this womens snore unfreakin believable and funny as hell lmfao.
You just didn't wanna see her in the daylight...sober! lmao :)
 
True story, when I was like 23 or so, I was at the bar with my numbnutt rolldogs so we were hanging out with these cougars( 40s at the time) so were kicking it and im thinking yeah im a burn mommy up lol, anyway I burn mommy up and were both pretty beat up drunk and we both pass out and couple hours later still dark out too, this crazyasczz biznitee is snoaring like I cant even describe it. Im crackin da freak up and still tore down too, so im trying to give her the nudge to quit snoring and nothing happens, im like dude I gotta roll out of here, so I snuck out and disappeared like a virgin on prom night lol. Meanwhile Jump still drunk walking down the highway trying to hitch hike back to my boys beach house, classic dude for real. But that's 1 ill never forget the loudness of this womens snore unfreakin believable and funny as hell lmfao.
If you are married long enough,you dont hear anything that comes out of her mouth. Word!
 
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