"On Topic" When no one is looking do you try to do the right thing at all times?

[Covemastah]

One time when a building was closed and no one around ,,
I backed up with out beeping my horn ,, felt good , I felt very dirty !
Been holding this in for years,
Only my priest knew about this !

 

[MrFeeder]

I assume every house and business has a camera on me...sometimes I'll lock myself in the back of my package car and scream obscenities and punch my lunch pail

They have cameras in the back too lol

 

[LeadBelly]

I like to fart in the grocery store and then walk away real fast so everyone thinks my wife did it.

The right thing? No.
Is it funny? Hilarious!

I taught my son the art of crop dusting at Disney world!!!!!

 

[MyTripisCut]

If I buy a two pack of Reese's and one falls on the ground, I pick it up and eat it. As long as nobody is looking.

Better be quick about it if @Turdferguson is around...he's like a seagull!

 

[LeadBelly]

Better be quick about it if @Turdferguson is around...he's like a seagull!

Hopefully he's faster than this one.

 

[bottomups]

Absolutely not.
Sometimes when a parcel I'm peddling is real beat up or has footprints on it, I will sneak up to the porch and only pretend to knock.
I have also been known to take my hand off the steering wheel while the package car is moving and grab a sip of water.

I feel better now that I have come clean. Should sleep well tonight.

 

[trickpony1]

Maybe in the next contract we can ask for those things that Catholics us for confessions. One could be placed in each center manager's office.

 

[Coldworld]

View attachment 138535 Hopefully he's faster than this one.

The cause of the Russian hacking incident???

 

[LeadBelly]

Absolutely not.
Sometimes when a parcel I'm peddling is real beat up or has footprints on it, I will sneak up to the porch and only pretend to knock.
I have also been known to take my hand off the steering wheel while the package car is moving and grab a sip of water.

I feel better now that I have come clean. Should sleep well tonight.

You're not alone brother. I support you.

 

[LeadBelly]

The cause of the Russian hacking incident???

 

[Dragon]

I do how about you?

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Yes I do...there the question has been answered.

Yes, I will make sure you get that 8 hour request tomorrow...kind of like that.

 

[Catatonic]

would love to see management answer this question

They would lie just like you.

 

[WorknLateHuh]

He can pitch this:

"if it ain't air, we don't care".

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or this:

"If it's Brown, flush it...." oh wait

 

[Indecisi0n]

During peak when I have a helper that likes to close the door I always fart in the cab on the way back to the center.

Most don't say anything but I know they smell it because their eyes begin to water.

 

[Catatonic]

One time when a building was closed and no one around ,,
I backed up with out beeping my horn ,, felt good , I felt very dirty !
Been holding this in for years,
Only my priest knew about this !

And telematics!

 

[LeadBelly]

And telematics!

That was back in the olden days, pre telematics!!!

 

[walk it off]

They are watching you on GPS/Diad. Lp will watch and film you if you're injured a lot or over allowed by more .50. Stealing time and not following procedure. I'd turn your phone off and not text while walking back to the vehicle.

 

[Baldor]

Beware big daddy and the swaztica gang is watching .

 

[Matty_lawn]

When no one is watching I like to scratch my balls jk I do that even when all eyes are on me

 

[Coldworld]

They are watching you on GPS/Diad. Lp will watch and film you if you're injured a lot or over allowed by more .50. Stealing time and not following procedure. I'd turn your phone off and not text while walking back to the vehicle.

Lp is a fraction of what they once were... they use pt. People now and they are stretched thin... I would watch it @walk it off... they just took your pension, and they will probably take your full time job in the near future and make it pt....you have more important things to worry about other than if @Gumby is constantly on his phone at every stop... even if that statement is 1000% true.