I like how I will be delivering around 6:00pm in the winter and people say, "Working late tonight?", but when it's 6pm in the summer and I'm sweating my balls off, they think nothing of it while they are playing with their kids while I'm still hard at work.
When they ask me if it's ticking, I just look at them with the most serious of looks and say, "Package bombs don't tick Ma'am/Sir.."
I will be delivering a package that now resembles an accordion and they asked me what happened. ot kind of ease the tension I tell them I had some trouble reaching the top shelf and needed a boost. I do this with visuals of myself stepping on package. The part that makes it funny to me is that I'm 6'2" and have absolutely no problem reaching the top shelf in my tiniest of package cars.
When they ask me "What is it?" I pull my head down in a sad manner and pronounce my disgust that I am no longer allowed to open packages anymore unless they have my name on it.
My preload pet peeveisa load like this. notice all teh empty space but yet they felt the need to jam everything up to the front of the truck.
and loads like this by a guy that has been loading trucks for close to 15 years:
I take pics of my load when it's bad becuase the Sups tend to not believe you when you tell them how bad it is. So in turn they get 8"x11" prints of my load so they KNOW how bad it really is.