Planning on Moving

[old levi's]

Still haven't closed on my old house yet.
Seems with a USDA loan even after it's been approved, it comes down to one [-]idiot[/-] [-]maroon[/-] [-]clown[/-] [-][/-] [-]goatroper[/-] [-][/-] [-]ninny[/-] [-]pos[/-] [-]sapsucker[/-] [-]fleabitten varmint[/-] [-]pencil pusher[/-] [-]useless[/-] [-]geek[/-] government agent that has to give a final OK.

Tell us how you really feel!

 

[old levi's]

Project time. My wife was chasing squirrels away from her feeder all the time. I took the old dog training collar

and wired it to the feeder perches. Now she can zap the squirrels from the comfort of her recliner. It took about a week to train them.

SWEET

 

[dilligaf]

​Wouldn't it be easier to get a squirrel proof feeder?

 

[Dizzee]

​Wouldn't it be easier to get a squirrel proof feeder?

Chicks!! They just don't get it...

 

[over9five]

Chicks!! They just don't get it...

Yup, they just don't know how to have a little fun!

 

[old levi's]

Two police cars is never good. That means backup was called!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

....And two police cars are visiting my neighbor right now.

Don't think I ever saw a police car in 21 years at my last address.....

They complained that their new neighbor was peeking over their fence while cutting his grass.

 

[dilligaf]

Chicks!! They just don't get it...

WELL!!!! I never..........................

 

[over9five]

And the neighbor on the other side of me got the two police car visit last night.

I literally had my window and screen open, sticking my head out the window so I could hear what was going on. Haven't had neighbors in over twenty years, I didn't know how interesting they could be!

 

[old levi's]

And the neighbor on the other side of me got the two police car visit last night.

I literally had my window and screen open, sticking my head out the window so I could hear what was going on. Haven't had neighbors in over twenty years, I didn't know how interesting they could be!

Guess that means you're next! What you gonna do when they come for you.............


Oh and by the way: menotyou is trying to start some crap

 

[over9five]

Guess that means you're next! What you gonna do when they come for you.............


Oh and by the way: menotyou is trying to start some crap

<sigh> That girl can start anything she wants with me....

 

[dilligaf]

Guess that means you're next! What you gonna do when they come for you..........


Oh and by the way: menotyou is trying to start some crap

You gotta listen to the end !!

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[over9five]

Where's my new debit cards from my new bank???

I know it's only been 7 business days, but.....

Yes, I'm impatient!

 

[over9five]

Checks would be nice too!!!

 

[over9five]

Suuuuuure, I get their stupid credit card that I don't even want in 4 days....

 

[over9five]

21 years I live in the middle of the forest surrounded by all sorts of woodland creatures. Never hit a thing.

Last night on the way home from a birthday party, I hit a coyote here in the big city. It came out of the trees at full gallop right in front of me. I was probably doing 40-45mph, so I had no time to brake, and I damn well wasn't going to swerve. 45mph SUV vs coyote, the car wins. Unfortunately, the car's damaged. Cracked front bumper sheathing, wheel-well cracked...

More headaches......

Maybe I'll post a pic later.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

21 years I live in the middle of the forest surrounded by all sorts of woodland creatures. Never hit a thing.

Last night on the way home from a birthday party, I hit a coyote here in the big city. It came out of the trees at full gallop right in front of me. I was probably doing 40-45mph, so I had no time to brake, and I damn well wasn't going to swerve. 45mph SUV vs coyote, the car wins. Unfortunately, the car's damaged. Cracked front bumper sheathing, wheel-well cracked...

More headaches......

Maybe I'll post a pic later.

Of the car or of the coyote?

 

[dilligaf]

S was coming home from work one night about 4 -5 weeks ago, driving my Envoy. It was around midnight on a rural resi street and a doe ran right into the front passenger door. 1800.00$ damages and it was only a dent in the door and trim.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

S was coming home from work one night about 4 -5 weeks ago, driving my Envoy. It was around midnight on a rural resi street and a doe ran right into the front passenger door. 1800.00$ damages and it was only a dent in the door and trim.

Did he kill Bambi?

 

[menotyou]

S was coming home from work one night about 4 -5 weeks ago, driving my Envoy. It was around midnight on a rural resi street and a doe ran right into the front passenger door. 1800.00$ damages and it was only a dent in the door and trim.

That's expensive tenderloin!