President Biden
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oldngray
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Old Man Jingles
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Old Man Jingles
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WILMINGTON, DE—To commemorate the "completely fair and honest" 2020 election, Joe Biden has announced a brand new memoir called If I Rigged It. The book is already being met with critical acclaim for its compelling description of a totally hypothetical situation where Biden and the Democrats fraudulently steal the election.
"Listen here, Jack-- I didn't steal the election," said Biden to a group of adoring fans in the press. "But if I had stolen the election, this is how I would have done it. It's real simple, see? My new book will give you all the dirty details!"
"This book is a masterpiece," said The New York Times. "Biden, who totally wrote this all by himself, draws the reader in with a compelling narrative of a totally hypothetical story. His prose is artful and engaging. The description of an effort to steal the 2020 election is way more believable and interesting than Trump's baseless claims. In short, Biden is a genius."
The book has soared to the top of the New York Times bestseller list in its first week since release. Experts predict it may become the best-selling book of 2021.
"Listen here, Jack-- I didn't steal the election," said Biden to a group of adoring fans in the press. "But if I had stolen the election, this is how I would have done it. It's real simple, see? My new book will give you all the dirty details!"
"This book is a masterpiece," said The New York Times. "Biden, who totally wrote this all by himself, draws the reader in with a compelling narrative of a totally hypothetical story. His prose is artful and engaging. The description of an effort to steal the 2020 election is way more believable and interesting than Trump's baseless claims. In short, Biden is a genius."
The book has soared to the top of the New York Times bestseller list in its first week since release. Experts predict it may become the best-selling book of 2021.
floridays
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Often the truth is said in jest.
floridays
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Your side has the opportunity to prove that picture is true.
Let's get about the business of making that picture Trump's memorial.
At least that would be one memorial the left would protect.
Let's get on with it.
Old Man Jingles
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Certainly true in my case!
Old Man Jingles
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floridays
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DittoCertainly true in my case!
fishtm2001
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OMG! You don't think he possibly meant to say anti voter fraud? Because, after all, that's what donald's own hand picked cyber security chief said.
bottomups
Bad Moon Risen'
Fake news.
I'm not putting words in his mouth (like you).
That is what he said, pure and simple.
What is fake? That's exactly what he said. It's not edited in any way.
Are you calling Mr Biden a liar?
fishtm2001
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donald never fumbles on his transcripts or has trouble with pronunciation and coherent sentences?
You're deflecting. We're talking about Mr Biden.
bottomups
Bad Moon Risen'
How do you know it's not edited? Were you there?
Of course Biden is a liar. He's a politician.
newfie
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I'll await the same artist doing one of hillary . Surely there is one out there from 2017?
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