President Trump

[Fred's Myth]

It's illegal to own a sawed off shotgun but not a semi automatic rifle.

Under the National Firearms Act (NFA), it is illegal for a private citizen to possess a sawed-off modern smokeless powder shotgun (a shotgunwith a barrel length shorter than 18 inches (46 center manager) or a minimum overall length of the weapon, total.

Wrong again.

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

Under the National Firearms Act (NFA), it is illegal for a private citizen to possess a sawed-off modern smokeless powder shotgun (a shotgunwith a barrel length shorter than 18 inches (46 center manager) or a minimum overall length of the weapon, total.

Wrong.

 

[brownmonster]

Under the National Firearms Act (NFA), it is illegal for a private citizen to possess a sawed-off modern smokeless powder shotgun (a shotgunwith a barrel length shorter than 18 inches (46 center manager) or a minimum overall length of the weapon, total.

Wrong again.

You knew what I meant.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

The forefathers would have never imagined ordinary people owning assault rifles for "self defense".

The forefathers would have never imagined assault rifles ... for the military or citizens.

 

[Box Ox]

The forefathers would have never imagined assault rifles ... for the military or citizens.

I can imagine the handheld laser cannon that’ll be common in the year 2257. Can vaporize what we’d call a dump truck today with a single shot.

Cats are going to steal and adapt the technology in 2261 and really wreak havoc with it until we hit them with dog conversion missiles at the end of the Great Feline Uprising of 2264.

Lazy forefathers!

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I can imagine the handheld laser cannon that’ll be common in the year 2257. Can vaporize what we’d call a dump truck today with a single shot.

Cats are going to steal and adapt the technology in 2261 and really wreak havoc with it until we hit them with dog conversion missiles at the end of the Great Feline Uprising of 2264.

Lazy forefathers!

I want a laser cannon!!!

 

[Indecisi0n]

I want a laser cannon!!!

Printer ?

 

[bbsam]

I want a laser cannon!!!

You can’t have one.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Printer ?

Camera!

 

[bbsam]

Printer ?

You can’t have one.

Go ahead. Tell me about your Second Amendment rights.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Go ahead. Tell me about your Second Amendment rights.

Is that the one about self incrimination?

 

[bbsam]

Is that the one about self incrimination?

May as well be.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Go ahead. Tell me about your Second Amendment rights.

I can shoot anything except Area 51!

 

[oldngray]

I can shoot anything except Area 51!

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You need a longer lens.

... as if you never heard that before.

 

[MrFedEx]

I want a laser cannon!!!

You can blast Trump with it. So many lies, so much cover-up. Today, it was Giuliani's turn. Who is next, and who will flip on The Chosen One?

BTW, the Scalia/Originalist perspective on the Constitution is ludicrous.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

You need a longer lens.

... as if you never heard that before.

My wife always said she wished it was longer!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

My wife always said she wished it was longer!

Are you sure she wouldn't prefer that you "focus" on what you're doing (down there)?

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Are you sure she wouldn't prefer that you "focus" on what you're doing (down there)?

Luckily I can speak in tongues!

 

[MrFedEx]

Luckily I can speak in tongues!

Trump can speak in tongues for real, because he is the world's BEST Christian. Plus, his tongue is longer than his unit. Everyone is saying it, including Melania. Plus, I read it on Breitbart, so it's true.

 

[Box Ox]

Trump can speak in tongues for real, because he is the world's BEST Christian.

It is really fun to around with my IRL evangelical friends about that down here in the south. Remind them that Trump is into ing porn stars while wives are pregnant, etc. They get so mad because they know it's the truth.

But in the next sentence I tell them that none of that even matters if the Democrats keep running Presidential candidates that moderates like myself can't stand.

Oh well! They win.