Random thoughts

[moreluck]

Everyday is Saturday...….

 

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Day after chemo......let's watch dvr'd movies. Great idea.....I think I will.

 

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Men should be like Kleenex - soft, strong and disposable.

 

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Dusted once.....It came back.
Not falling for that again!!

 

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There should be a calorie refund for things that didn't taste as good as you expected.

 

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[Brown echo]

life is grand, I was blessed for having been invited to the party.

 

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A mother was having a tea party on the lawn with her children. A neighbor said, "How can you find time for a tea party when you have three small kids?"
She smiled and said, "They'll always remember our tea parties, but they'll never remember if their clothes were ironed or clean!"

 

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The question is not what you look at, but what you see.

 

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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb....and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly-

 

[Brownt10]

What is casual sex?

With mother and son or father and daughter

 

[Brownt10]

What is casual sex?

Mother and son

 

[moreluck]

Deaf people probably don’t understand why farts are funny.

 

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The word ambiguous only has one meaning.

 

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Outer space isn’t empty, it literally contains everything there is.

 

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Maybe Rumpelstiltskin kept his name secret so people wouldn’t make fun of it.

 

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Let's make vacations less fun …….. put bathroom scales in hotel bathrooms.