Random thoughts

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The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball is directly in front of me.

 

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Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be a problem....

 

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I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.
~Ellen DeGeneres~

 

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Golf is the perfect thing to do on a Sunday because you spend more time praying on the course than if you went to church.

 

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There's only one sunset, and it's been going around the earth for billions of years.

Mothers only get a day, but sharks get a whole week.

 

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I can't believe it's almost June!! I'll be glad to see May leave...…...seven-eighths of the month has been gray, cloudy and sprinkling...….'May Gray'. I would like to see 'June Gloom' not be a "thing" this year.

 

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“Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.”
― Carla H. Krueger

 

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The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.

 

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Is a pessimist's blood type B-negative?

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

 

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When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something.

 

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