Random thoughts

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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

 

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How do vampires always look so neat and tidy if they can’t see themselves in the mirror?

 

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Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?

If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

 

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Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it.

 

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What does my mirror look like when I'm not looking at it?

 

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Over what hill? I don't remember any hill.

 

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Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

 

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I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.

 

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It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I'm a nice person.

 

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When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine!

 

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Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

 

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Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

 

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What was Captain Hook's name before he got the hook?

 

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Do they bury people with their braces on?