Religion

[vantexan]

When church starts losing massive members do they panic like the union because they are worried about contribution?

No, the massive members take up too much room on the pews. More people on the pews, more contributions.

 

[Indecisi0n]

No, the massive members take up too much room on the pews. More people on the pews, more contributions.

I do lots of pews all day long .

 

[brownmonster]

No, the massive members take up too much room on the pews. More people on the pews, more contributions.

My massive member got me kicked out of church.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

My massive member got me kicked out of church.

What did you expect when you showed it to the preachers wife ... in church!?

 

[floridays]

I do lots of pews all day long .

Damn you are intoxicating.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Damn you are intoxicating.

I really do know how to please

 

[floridays]

What did you expect when you showed it to the preachers wife ... in church!?

These days the preachers wife could be a dude. Regurgitate that..

 

[floridays]

I really do know how to please

Beats bus exhaust.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

These days the preachers wife could be a dude. Regurgitate that..

Yep ... nothing wrong with a female preacher!

 

[floridays]

My massive member got me kicked out of church.

Ma

Yep ... nothing wrong with a female preacher!

Huh?
Dude only looks like a lady in my scenario.

 

[Indecisi0n]

These days the preachers wife could be a dude. Regurgitate that..

Not there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

Huh?
Dude only looks like a lady in my scenario.

The weay you expressed it, it could be taken two ways.
With a male preacher or a female preacher.

 

[BrownArmy]

 

[DriveInDriveOut]

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Funny, but probably a little more truth there than most would like to admit.

Entheogen - Wikipedia

 

[Old Man Jingles]

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For Christ’s sake, that’s a bong.

 

[BrownFlush]

"Then the Lord Jesus is revealed from heaven with his mighty angels in flaming fire, inflicting vengeance on those who do not know God and on those who do not obey the gospel of our Lord Jesus. They will suffer the punishment of eternal destruction, away from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might" -- 2 Thessalonians 1: 7-9

 

[BrownFlush]

@It will be fine .. I don't think optimistic would be my attitude with this passage if I was an atheist.

 

[It will be fine]

@It will be fine .. I don't think optimistic would be my attitude with this passage if I was an atheist.

You’ve repeatedly shown you can’t understand being an atheist. I’m not worried about random excerpts from your fictional book.

 

[El Correcto]

You’ve repeatedly shown you can’t understand being an atheist. I’m not worried about random excerpts from your fictional book.

How do you know there isn’t a god?

 

[It will be fine]

How do you know there isn’t a god?

I don’t. I just don’t care either way, don’t think it makes any difference. I am confident the child rape factory of the Christian church is not representative of any god I should listen to.