Sayings you never heard before

[Catatonic]

Anytime I hang something on the wall my wife will usually say, "Looks caddywampus to me!"

Wife says - wampyjawwed

 

[anonymous6]

my dad used to say this

"you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose."

 

[dilligaf]

...as dumb as shoein a dead horse.

 

[upsgrunt]

Our family were pig farmers, (be gentle please folks) and my dad used to say "worthless as teets on a boar".

 

[dilligaf]

Our family were pig farmers, (be gentle please folks) and my dad used to say "worthless as teets on a boar".

LOL or ..............on a bull!

 

[dilligaf]

.............to dumb to get out of a one hole outhouse.

 

[dilligaf]

Here's agreat one..............


To err is human, to screw it up really good you gotta be in mgt.

 

[Catatonic]

Here's agreat one..............


To err is human, to screw it up really good you gotta be in mgt.

And to totally screw it up you have to be in Corporate.

 

[Catatonic]

Never moon a Werewolf

or

Nunca le hagas un calvo a un hombre lobo

 

[ol'browneye]

When I am helping friends do construction or work on something at their house I use:

Can't see it from my house!

Good enough for who it's for!

 

[drewed]

FUBAR

with a sn dilligaf youve never heard of fubar?

 

[dilligaf]

with a sn dilligaf youve never heard of fubar?

Drew, I've heard of FUBAR. Why do you think I posted it? Do you know what movie it came from? I know that too.

 

[mattwtrs]

Drew, I've heard of FUBAR. Why do you think I posted it? Do you know what movie it came from? I know that too.

Ok, what was the first movie it was in?

 

[dilligaf]

Ok, what was the first movie it was in?

I know it was in Tango and Cash. If it was in another movie, I don't know which one.

 

[Channahon]

Sh***ng in high cotton - southern term for we have it made!!

Can I carry you to your car? - southern term for can I give you a ride to your car?

Bless your heart - southern term for Bless your heart - my favorite

 

[spuman]

That's as old as my great great grand pappies buckskin rubber.

 

[rod]

Now that Obama is about ready to take control----"We'll all be drinking that free Bubble-Up and eating that Rainbow Stew"

 

[100088]

Lower than a snakes belly in a wagons track.

 

[an anonymous guest]

"Dead meat doesn't get any fresher."

Go UPS!
P71

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

That dog don't hunt.