Sayings you never heard before

[trplnkl]

I was gonna post something I have never heard before, but I'm still waitin to hear it....

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I'm surprised it took 81 posts before that response came out.

 

[trplnkl]

I'm surprised it took 81 posts before that response came out.

I didn't see this thread till this a.m.

 

[Sammie]

My grandparents were from the Southern Illinois. Wish I had written down
more of their sayings -

He's no better than a basket of a**holes

Wouldn't give you air if you was in a jug

If she had another wrinkle she could screw her hat on

He don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his a**

You could argue in an empty house

 

[negrosangre]

An older wowan heard us cussin' as kids, and said "when I get upset, I jus' say, "well, shinny up a gum tree"".

He's got a voice deeper than whale poop.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

My grandparents were from the Southern Illinois. Wish I had written down
more of their sayings -




He don't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his a**

That is really funny.

 

[feederrunner]

shaking like a queer at a hot dog stand. sorry if that offends anyone.... a gay customer told me that one. or colder than my ex wife.

 

[soberups]

Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest....

 

[soberups]

If brains were dynamite, that idiot wouldnt have enough to blow his nose

 

[soberups]

My manager is so stupid that he could hide his own Easter eggs.

 

[soberups]

If she had a brain, she would take it out and play with it.

 

[soberups]

A runny nose....you might think its funny, but its snot.

 

[longlunchguy]

Ifyou're gonna give a dance, you better have band money...... from the band

 

[feederrunner]

Re Love at work

Has any one found love at work? Or maybe just love lust. does any one have a story to tell?

 

[UPAXED]

"I'll beat you like a rented mule"

 

[trplnkl]

Re: Re Love at work

Has any one found love at work? Or maybe just love lust. does any one have a story to tell?

I've read stories here of a few drivers that met their wives on the route.

 

[rod]

There was one secretary on my route that I was told could type like a mink.

 

[Ms.PacMan]

To err is human, to forgive is canine.

Do you smell what I'm stepping in? (Instead of do you see what I'm saying)

Hotter than a fart in a skillet.

Nothing is impossible when you work for a circus. (sounds like UPS - lol)

 

[dilligaf]

Does that have something to do with how long he lasts?

 

[Boxy]

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass-end out of a skunk.