That way it can be more along the lines of check the sticky at the top of the forum.
Except noobs do not read stickies. Yesterday, 2 different users, registered new accounts and started threads, "to help find their package." If you do not 'get it' then you have not read the sticky at the top of the page either.
I used to be active on a motorcycle forum where searching was pretty much a prerequisite to posting a new topic. The theory was that a search should bring up a fairly short list of pertinent topics. From my experience, it worked very, very well. I had a problem with my bike, which a search turned up a 'how to fix' thread and turned up a source for a better fix.
If a person can read the same "I took the tour" thread on pages 1,2,3 and 4, then maybe it is not a problem with people bumping up an older thread, but users not smart enough to search and yes, I do think they deserve all the ridicule they get.