The @turdferguson answer thread

[oldngray]

How do I stop this pain in my butt?

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Hi poop

 

[Operational needs]

How do I stop this pain in my butt?

Remove the gerbil.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

How come preload isn't wrapped?

 

[Operational needs]

How come preload isn't wrapped?

Because they're not.

 

[Turdferguson]

How do I stop this pain in my butt?

External or internal?

 

[Turdferguson]

How come preload isn't wrapped?

There was a wreck on the interstate and kept feeders from arriving on time making it difficult for preload to wrap up on time

 

[Turdferguson]

Hi poop

No I am not, I don't smoke or take drugs before work

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

No I am not, I don't smoke or take drugs before work

During?

 

[Turdferguson]

During?

Only if a package of the good stuff "breaks" open

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Only if a package of the good stuff "breaks" open

Where is my weed?

 

[cosmo1]

Where is my weed?

Overgoods, where all the good stuff goes.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Overgoods, where all the good stuff goes.

Thanks.
That was most helpful.

 

[MyTripisCut]

It's supposed to snow tonight. Do I still have to go in? Do you know the number for the fecklity? My boss is always mad at me.

 

[Indecisi0n]

External or internal?

Goes from externally to internal to external to internal ...

 

[Turdferguson]

Goes from externally to internal to external to internal ...

Sounds like some sort of parasitic infestation

 

[Turdferguson]

It's supposed to snow tonight. Do I still have to go in? Do you know the number for the fecklity? My boss is always mad at me.

Yes, I don't know what a fecklity is, I can see why

 

[Turdferguson]

Where is my weed?

Pm @jumpman23

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Pm @jumpman23

Good answer

 

[Turdferguson]

Good answer

They all are pal. Solid gold