The @turdferguson answer thread

[Returntosender]

Have you ever made love on a sailboat?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Have you ever made love with sailboat?

fixed it for you

 

[Lineandinitial]

Why are baby kangaroos called "Joeys"?

 

[Oh Shoot]

Do you know Jack ?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Do you know Jack ?

A cousin of his

 

[Future]

A priest and a rabbi ...walk into a bar...... Holding a parrot.... Bartender asks "what can I get you?" .....parrot responds???-------

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Here is my answer .......

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

View attachment 76752 Here is my answer .......

Nice wine glass

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Nice wine glass

Tulip beer glass........ Nice try though.

 

[Brown echo]

Goes from externally to internal to external to internal ...

Sounds like some sort of parasitic infestation

 

[Indecisi0n]

Tulip beer glass........

Like that makes things better.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Like that makes things better.

"Things" no, a double ipa, yes...........

 

[Turdferguson]

Have you ever made love on a sailboat?

No

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Will today be a better day than yesterday ?

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

No

Do you want 2, I bet @Sailboat422 could make it happen.......

 

[Turdferguson]

Will today be a better day than yesterday ?

Yes, if you approach it with a positive attitude

 

[Turdferguson]

Do you want 2, I bet @Sailboat422 could make it happen.......

No

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

No

Are you sure?

 

[Turdferguson]

Are you sure?

Yes

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Yes