DumbTruckDriver
Allergic to cardboard.
Always a new driver who is tatted up and down his arms and legs plus a little on the neck even though his dad or uncle is a full-time driver. I love watching them go out in the middle of summer in pants, long sleeve shirt and a mock turtleneck.
It's like they had no idea those tats would have to be covered up when their birthright job as a UPS driver comes to fruition.