I love when the women ask "do you have a package for me?".....Yes, Ive Gotta Package 4u!
When I was about 10 my dad told me to NEVER ask a woman if she was pregnant, this, after I asked one of the fat ladies in our church how long was she gonna be pregnant. If she wants you to know, she'll tell you.I asked a female customer once when she was due to have her baby and she informed me icily that she wasn't pregnant. I could have crawled out *under* the door. I'll never do that again. Ever.
I love when the women ask "do you have a package for me?".....Yes, Ive Gotta Package 4u!
In the front or back?A lady on my old area asked me while I was at the office she worked at, "Did you have a package for me at my house?" I said, "Yes, I put it in your bush." She turned a lovely shade of red.
If she's got a bush in the back, that's a whole new set of problems.In the front or back?
This iS the one some what embarrassing thing I've had happen. Walked. 1/2 mile to the house. No joe died 3 weeks ago please refuse all meds from now on.had a similar delivery. I was delivering a couple cases of Monovie to a house when a fella in his late 20's early 30's told me to go ahead and send it back because it doesn't work, "my Father died last week"
question: why did they take the "deceased" option out of the diad for non delivery?
I had a customer not too long ago drop the board. She said OH . Then turned beet red. I said don't worry honey I've heard much worse.I was delivering an irreg to a house, handtrucking it around to the back door, when a yellowjacket flew up inside my nose and stung me. The pain was immediate and excruciating. It took me by surprised and scared me, and I dropped the handcart and screamed "mother fu//er!!!" as I clawed at my face in pain. What I didn't know was that the customer, an elderly woman who was active in a local church, was sitting in a lawn chair about 5 feet away. I turned and saw her and was horrified by my language as well as being in agony. She stood up from her chair, walked over to me, and said...."yellowjacket? I hate those mother fuc//ing things!" and then winked at me and went inside and got me an icepack.
I had a customer not too long ago drop the board. She said OH . Then turned beet red. I said don't worry honey I've heard much worse.
Aint that the truth Sober,,sad that some don't have the common sense to and are loooong gone !!One thing I have learned in my 27 years here is that, as a driver, you should never pass up on a golden opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
If there is a bush in the back...you're doing it wrong.In the front or back?
Back door politics.If there is a bush in the back...you're doing it wrong.
Is she presenting herself ?Back door politics.