Today at the PCM, I Learned:

[Ouch]

I've learned standing there with a thrombin headache from drinking too much Draft beer the night before SUCKS, while they tell us what losers we are.

 

[BrownTexas]

We recently had one telling us to slow down because the roads are wet. But I left the building with a 10 hour planned day because they cut 3 routes out. Smart guys those sups.

 

[realbrown1]

Did he demonstrate peeing in a cup in front of everyone else?

No, an empty water bottle.

Makes it easier to check the color.

 

[Mack Grant]

OK, this should be an easy one for you guys and gals to figure out, so I'll go first...


Today at the PCM, I learned that when waiting at a convenience store to get a Signature, it is NOT OK for a customer you are waiting in line with to sign for the package while the clerk is busy LOL


I just about died laughing at this one. Apparently someone decided this was a good idea, and got tired of waiting so had a customer in line sign for the package.

Feel free to share what you learn at the PCM in the morning at the expense of your coworkers.

Supposedly a driver on his cell phone ran a customer off the road. They called in and complained. I was laughing for a solid 10 minutes after I heard this one.

 

[Pimpedoutatjgx]

I learn that my numbers suck and im a POS. have a safe day

I learned that my numbers suck and that something must be going on with me because I have an "attitude". That's what happens when you bed down with the devil....oops I mean Fred S

 

[joeboodog]

The more air you have, the longer the PCM

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Dang... I like where this is going... So you like sucking off blue things, eh?

Lmao....smurfs.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

should probably stop eating the blue mint in the urinals…lol

But...I needed something to wash the taste of regret outta my mouth....lmao.

 

[oldngray]

But...I needed something to wash the taste of regret outta my mouth....lmao.

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/friend/2010/028/friend/3/smurf_tongue_by_Linsala.jpg

 

[bleedinbrown58]

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/friend/2010/028/friend/3/smurf_tongue_by_Linsala.jpg

Ya know..the restraining order said 500 feet! That's one helluva zoom lens! lmao

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Our center manager (female) had a rewards program….we were told once, by an on road, if we turned in a lead we would get to go into her “BOX”……the Breakroom erupted

Lmao...how nice was the wrapping? If she's anything like my old center manager...even the porters have had their hands in that box...lol

 

[BigUnionGuy]

I learn that my numbers suck and im a POS.

Is that a Union Pin.... On your Uniform ??

-Bug-

 

[OPTION3]

Lmao...how nice was the wrapping? If she's anything like my old center manager...even the porters have had their hands in that box...lol

The wrapping? Don’t think I had the right equipment to open it…..We used to have an AE that was HOT though….every time she spoke at the PCM she had EVERYONES undivided attention

 

[bleedinbrown58]

The wrapping? Don’t think I had the right equipment to open it…..We used to have an AE that was HOT though….every time she spoke at the PCM she had EVERYONES undivided attention

Lol...I know that feeling (not that I think I'm hot). Most days I'm covered in ups grime and sweat...and my drivers still stare 18 inches below my eyes during a conversation...lol.

 

[degill7994]

No it was a drink bottle.

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[bleedinbrown58]

Then again, that might be why my xmas tips are good..lol.

 

[degill7994]

Did he demonstrate peeing in a cup in front of everyone else?

No it was a drink bottle.

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[OPTION3]

Lol...I know that feeling (not that I think I'm hot). Most days I'm covered in ups grime and sweat...and my drivers still stare 18 inches below my eyes during a conversation...lol.

Ummmm if guys like mud wrestling ….I’m thinking thats probably pretty appealing(sweat and grime..and a heaving chest) Just saying’ LOL

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Ummmm if guys like mud wrestling ….I’m thinking thats probably pretty appealing(sweat and grime..and a heaving chest) Just saying’ LOL

Lol i never thought about it that way. I just couldn't feel less attractive all filthy and sweaty.

 

[OPTION3]

Lol i never thought about it that way. I just couldn't feel less attractive all filthy and sweaty.

un-hunh and throw in a female in uniform……game over---lol If its any consolation you could probably (depending on your measurements) in your “conversation” get the keys to their car, house and bank account info….while their minds are elsewhere --lol