bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
"When a guy has........how much comes out? About a quart or so."
Unusual/crazy stuff while on the clock
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Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Sure I would help.......if I had some break leftYou're delivering and this young lass needs some suntan lotion applied to prevent a sunburn and you tell me your not gonna help her out because you're too busy getting to that next stop?
Thats just , flat out BS..!
rod
Retired 23 years
You're delivering and this young lass needs some suntan lotion applied to prevent a sunburn and you tell me your not gonna help her out because you're too busy getting to that next stop?
I'm thinking she would ask someone other than a sweaty UPS driver with dirty hands from handling filthy cardboard boxes all day to rub the lotion.
Indecisi0n
Well-Known Member
I have soft lotioned non callus hands.
rod
Retired 23 years
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
So, you'd steal company time to rub on some lotion?? Bad ups man! lol
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
That's because you wearing tube socks on them...among other places...
Maybe I was delivering her a package! My package and getting paid to do It!
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Lmao....maybe...in that case she might need extra lotion! Front door or rear?
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
I hate to ever disagree Cach ,,but a crazyYou're delivering and this young lass needs some suntan lotion applied to prevent a sunburn and you tell me your not gonna help her out because you're too busy getting to that next stop?
could change her mind,call UPS and say she was touched by me !! although she would be put in the ManTank !!
bottomups
Bad Moon Risen'
If she would kindly roll over onto her back I would most certainly apply a little lotion.You're delivering and this young lass needs some suntan lotion applied to prevent a sunburn and you tell me your not gonna help her out because you're too busy getting to that next stop?
Even if it meant blowing my pickup compliance.
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
ha ha he said blowing !!!
cachsux
Wah
Ha ha. He named his "pickup compliance".
soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
Applying lotion to the semi-nude body of an attractive female customer would trigger a fairly immediate Driver Release, which a Service Provider should be on the clock for. As a Service Provider, I would also willing to perform (by the methods, of course) a thorough Driver Followup. Service is all we have to sell.
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Indecisi0n
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Overpaid Union Thug
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Unfortunately, I can't discuss the few crazy things that I experienced while working on twilight or reload because it would more than likely give away my identity to anyone in my area that was around then or at least heard about them. I've remained anonymous on this site for a decade and a half and still want to keep it that way. As far as driving goes.....I guess I've had nothing but boring routes like over9five.
brostalss
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Every April Fools I say I'm either retiring, changing routes, or going feeder. Works every year.
I see plenty of kids smoking dope in their cars, saw a couple getting it on at 10:15am in the back seat.
One of these days I want to bring in a can of Sea Foam Motor Treatment, suck it in the intake and do a lap around this business cul-de-sac. Ohh the white smoke would be plentiful. And with an exhaust on each side. Hehe.
I see plenty of kids smoking dope in their cars, saw a couple getting it on at 10:15am in the back seat.
One of these days I want to bring in a can of Sea Foam Motor Treatment, suck it in the intake and do a lap around this business cul-de-sac. Ohh the white smoke would be plentiful. And with an exhaust on each side. Hehe.
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