i was watching american idol with my parents and bebe rhexa was on and i was starting at her chest and i wrote this liberal song to the tune of sia's elastic heart:
Not to bother you again but I thought of you again @Fred's Myth and I know your saintly mother rescued you from a life depicted in this tune, at least this time it's from the writer and it's humorous. At least I found it to be humorous. I think that says something about me, not sure exactly what but I'll let that speak for itself.