You know you're a UPS driver if...

[Brown58]

...you don't know anyone on your route by their first names.

 

[Packmule]

While driving down the street today, in my personal vehicle, I saw a cardboard box laying in the median. Out of instinct, I looked to see if it was seal up and possibly fell out of the back of a brown truck someone forgot to close the back door on. This happened to me once-way back when I was a rookie!
One time I also found two very expensive boxes of gold jewelry that had fallen out of the back of a post office truck. They were laying in the road right out in front of the shipper's building. Needless to say, they were a little glad when I brought them in, but PO'd at the PO!

 

[prodriver]

If your hands always look dirty no matter how much you scrub them. Even with grit soap.

SOS pad will fix you up, or plastic scrubby for pot and pans SOS pad is best.

 

[ZQXC]

I scrub the UPS off before I leave the center.

 

[Rainman]

...if at least some of your passwords contain upsman.


Kmart sux. So does Walmart. And Orion.

 

[Cazed and Donfused ?]

your high quality new socks look like this after day 1

 

[Covemastah]

I once delivered porno movies to our pastors house. I didn't tell anyone other than my Mrs., but soon afterward he quit and left town.

Research on adultery or fornication for Sunday sermon perhaps !! Just sayin !!

 

[cooperjake]

If you run better than scratch ....and run LESS miles than Orion calls for ....and you still get bitched at for not being 85% or better on Orion.....


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[brostalss]

If your hands always look dirty no matter how much you scrub them. Even with grit soap.

Mr. Pumice. Check it out.

 

[brostalss]

If you run better than scratch ....and run LESS miles than Orion calls for ....and you still get bitched at for not being 85% or better on Orion.....


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In the same boat as you.

 

[joeboodog]

If you run better than scratch ....and run LESS miles than Orion calls for ....and you still get bitched at for not being 85% or better on Orion.....


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I'm living in a world I don't understand.

 

[otizanig]

while your in a big box store(sam's, Costco) you pack your shopping cart better than the cashier

 

[brostalss]

while your in a big box store(sam's, Costco) you pack your shopping cart better than the cashier

Ain't that the truth. At check out I say "you scan I'll pack"

 

[redrooster]

If you think the back of an empty UPS truck is about the prettiest thing you've ever seen.

 

[joeboodog]

Time flies....and that's a bad thing.

 

[cooperjake]

If you work every day not knowing if your boss is in a bush taking pictures of you

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[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

When you are at the store, or mall..............................and walk backwards into a door, and push it open,with your butt!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Or honk when backing up...in your own car..lol

 

[cooperjake]

When at least once a day someone tries to hand you a USPS package

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[Harry Manback]

When at least once a day someone tries to hand you a USPS package

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But, it says "Parcel" on the label!?!?


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