Advice on how to deal with driving stress?

[542thruNthru]

Typical 542.

Damn right!

 

[PreTrippin’]

I’ve been driving for over 2 years now and have acquired a lot of seniority that time so that I can bid on some pretty good routes. I’ve also definitely become a better and safer driver during that time. However, I still can’t seem to shake the fear of getting into an accident. I know the union offers job protection but trying to make it 30 years without an accident seems like kind of a daunting feat. Can any vets offer some kind of advice on how to get out of this mindset? Once I’m on the road I’m not too worried about but before I start I just get kind of anxious.

Just crash once and blow your load. It makes things a lot less tense.

 

[PreTrippin’]

Damn right!
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If they try to put cameras in the cargo area we will strike.

 

[542thruNthru]

If they try to put cameras in the cargo area we will strike.

No, but I will ask for royalties

 

[PreTrippin’]

No, but I will ask for royalties

And some ac

 

[542thruNthru]

And some ac.

Again no. I love the heat when I beat. It's like Autoerotic asphyxia. I sit in the back sweating and about to pass out and then...

 

[zubenelgenubi]

I’ve been driving for over 2 years now and have acquired a lot of seniority that time so that I can bid on some pretty good routes. I’ve also definitely become a better and safer driver during that time. However, I still can’t seem to shake the fear of getting into an accident. I know the union offers job protection but trying to make it 30 years without an accident seems like kind of a daunting feat. Can any vets offer some kind of advice on how to get out of this mindset? Once I’m on the road I’m not too worried about but before I start I just get kind of anxious.

Two shots of vodka before work will absolutely take the edge off.

 

[542thruNthru]

Two shots of vodka before work will absolutely take the edge off.

Only two?

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Only two?

I said the take the edge off. I didn't want to suggest anything that might get him in trouble.

 

[PreTrippin’]

Again no. I love the heat when I beat. It's like Autoerotic asphyxia. I sit in the back sweating and about to pass out and then...
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I feel like we would be good friends.

 

[542thruNthru]

I feel like we would be good friends.

Would you say "BEST friends"?

 

[Operational needs]

Ok, I don't usually share this secret but if you really want to leave the stress behind I have just one word for you.


Masturbation

Take a 10 min break and rub one out. You'll be stress free for hours. Repeat as needed.


You're welcome.

Geeeeezus, Man. Always with the masturbation. It’s a wonder you haven’t yanked that thing off yet. Lol.

 

[542thruNthru]

Geeeeezus, Man. Always with the masturbation. It’s a wonder you haven’t yanked that thing off yet. Lol.

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Hey! I'm just being honest. My libido is tremendous! I still put teenagers to shame.

 

[PreTrippin’]

Would you say "BEST friends"?

Yes. Yes I would.

 

[542thruNthru]

I’ve been driving for over 2 years now and have acquired a lot of seniority that time so that I can bid on some pretty good routes. I’ve also definitely become a better and safer driver during that time. However, I still can’t seem to shake the fear of getting into an accident. I know the union offers job protection but trying to make it 30 years without an accident seems like kind of a daunting feat. Can any vets offer some kind of advice on how to get out of this mindset? Once I’m on the road I’m not too worried about but before I start I just get kind of anxious.

Seriously brother. I learned back when I was doing a nickle in the pen that a fifi helps get you through the days.

 

[PreTrippin’]

Hey! I'm just being honest. My libido is tremendous! I still put teenagers to shame.

There’s nothing wrong with that. We have all wacked in the back. We need to pull together to make sure they don’t put cargo facing cameras.

 

[PreTrippin’]

Seriously brother. I learned back when I was doing a nickle in the pen that a fifi helps get you through the days.

Are you an old man?

 

[542thruNthru]

There’s nothing wrong with that. We have all wacked in the back. We need to pull together to make sure they don’t put cargo facing cameras.

I dare them. Wait till their numbers climb like Mt everest when drivers actually have to find a restroom instead of peeing in the back.

 

[542thruNthru]

Are you an old man?

Nope just tried as an adult.

 

[PreTrippin’]

I dare them. Wait till their numbers climb like Mt everest when drivers actually have to find a restroom instead of peeing in the back.

Can I transfer to your building and we could be the best friends that ever could be