Thanks, Eric.......
BEER BY KIDS
A
handful of 7 year old children were asked 'What they thought of beer'. Some
interesting responses, but the last one is especially
touching.
'I think beer must be good. My dad
says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
--Tim, 7 years
old
'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we
get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.
'
--Mellanie, 7 years old
'My Mom likes beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her
top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very
funny.'
--Megan Williams, Age
6
''My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer
and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a
good thing.'
--Toby, 7 years old
'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is
funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too
much.
--Devin Bodeen, 9 years
old
'My Dad loves beer. The more he
drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the
pool.'
--Lilly, 7 years old
'I don't like beer very much.
Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste
disgusting.'
--Ethan, 7 years old
'I give Dad's
beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
--Shirley, 7 years
old
AND THE BEST
RESPONSE
'My Mom drinks beer and she says
silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad
and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make
any sense.'
--Jack, 7 years