Best pizza delivery driver to Ups man

[Dragon]

I was voted best pizza delivery driver at my local pizza shop on the month of June because I always get my pizzas delivered on time and fast also with no accidents or tickets. I cut corners when I can by taking short cuts and I run my pizzas up to the door for customer satisfaction that they get their food while it's hot and ready. My question is now that I'm really good at working my gps, I think I would make an excellent ups driver man because the work seems less difficult. Do you guys think they will let me bypass working in the building and go straight into driving on the street when I show them my resume and that I have been delivering pizzas for 5 and a half months now? I would hate to give this pizza delivery job up but I think it's time to get a steady income instead of relying on tips. Some people are stingy as .

Since no one in their right mind wants to go driving anymore, you can start on Monday, no interview necessary. Bring your car and we will give you a brown uniform and some packages to put in your car put an app on your phone and off you go. Welcome!

 

[1989]

Since no one in their right mind wants to go driving anymore, you can start on Monday, no interview necessary. Bring your car and we will give you a brown uniform and some packages to put in your car put an app on your phone and off you go. Welcome!

That's not how management talk.

 

[Cementups]

That's not how management talk.

Sounds like @Dragon is in desperate need of drivers in his center.

 

[1989]

Sounds like @Dragon is in desperate need of drivers in his center.

He almost sounds humane.

 

[rod]

He cuts corners and runs so he should fit right in with the current crop of young drivers

 

[Star B]

I'm starting to get a feeling that @hehe xd is just creating spammy accounts, any mods wanna confirm/deny? There has been quite a lot of crap (even by our sewer-level-bar definition) posted with stupid, STUPID questions in the past few weeks.

 

[J92]

best pizza delivery driver huh. where's my pizza???

 

[1989]

best pizza delivery driver huh. where's my pizza???

I think I saw him on teen titans go. Cyborg was trying to get a free pizza by making the pizza guy late. By controlling stops light and bridges. But he was always on time. That boy is good.

 

[hehe xd]

I'm starting to get a feeling that @hehe xd is just creating spammy accounts, any mods wanna confirm/deny? There has been quite a lot of crap (even by our sewer-level-bar definition) posted with stupid, STUPID questions in the past few weeks.

shut up crying punk twerp

 

[1989]

shut up crying punk twerp

Fitting in quite nice, I see. I think mama just called you.

 

[hehe xd]

Fitting in quite nice, I see. I think mama just called you.

go to school twerp

 

[PizzaToUps]

What's your PPH (pizza per hour)?

Well if work is slow, I only go out with one pizza. But on weekends around dinner time they load me up with 4 or 5 at once and I start to get stressed out but I make it work. So either 1 when it's not busy, but 4-5 at max.

 

[Operational needs]

Well if work is slow, I only go out with one pizza. But on weekends around dinner time they load me up with 4 or 5 at once and I start to get stressed out but I make it work. So either 1 when it's not busy, but 4-5 at max.

You get stressed with 4 or 5 at once, huh? LMAO!

 

[Operational needs]

Since no one in their right mind wants to go driving anymore, you can start on Monday, no interview necessary. Bring your car and we will give you a brown uniform and some packages to put in your car put an app on your phone and off you go. Welcome!

Well if work is slow, I only go out with one pizza. But on weekends around dinner time they load me up with 4 or 5 at once and I start to get stressed out but I make it work. So either 1 when it's not busy, but 4-5 at max.

You might want to rethink this @Dragon. Lol.

 

[Brownslave688]

Well if work is slow, I only go out with one pizza. But on weekends around dinner time they load me up with 4 or 5 at once and I start to get stressed out but I make it work. So either 1 when it's not busy, but 4-5 at max.

If work is slow I might only be expected to do 10 stops an hour. If it's loaded up though I might be expected to do closer to 30 an hour.

 

[oldngray]

If work is slow I might only be expected to do 10 stops an hour. If it's loaded up though I might be expected to do closer to 30 an hour.

 

[silverbullet2893]

You might want to rethink this @Dragon. Lol.

 

[Wally]

Where do they come from?

Florida

 

[Wally]

This post was fueled by 100% Missouri-made meth

Pizza in Missouri? Get real.

 

[Box Ox]

they load me up with 4 or 5 at once and I start to get stressed out

Ask @Indecisi0n how he handles twice as many loads in half the time.