turdferguson,
I know there was a lot of junk posted. But it is really this simple.
1. ch317273 is a credible source and should be taken at his word. Whatever he says you can pretty much take it as if it were the Word of God.
2.I recommend wearing a mask, one for safety from dusk and dirt particles, and two because you have the ability to wear something silly and that is just downright funny.
3. Never trust a homeless guy with a sign, real homeless people are too hungry, to be funny....
and finally...
4. Pee sitting down, its easy and comfortable. None of this lifting the seat nonsense..trust me..
Sincerely,
I