Fedex Guy
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We are not picking up Fat chicks and drinking PBR!
Still want to ride along with us?
Sounds good to me! I'll even wear my "no fat chicks" t shirt.
Just to be clear, I don't work for FedEx. Crazy I know.
We are not picking up Fat chicks and drinking PBR!
Still want to ride along with us?
Don't get drunk and go back on your word!Sounds good to me! I'll even wear my "no fat chicks" t shirt.
Just to be clear, I don't work for FedEx. Crazy I know.
I would give 2 weeks written notice and continue doing my job in a professional manner until my last day. I would want the final day of a 27+ year career to be a positive experience, not some juvenile revenge fantasy. If I want revenge I would buy a new truck and boat after I retired and drive it into the parking lot in the morning to show it off to the management people who were on their way in to a miserable day at work.
You forgot to mention the sexy girls in bikinis on the boat...lolSit in your boat in the parking lot drinking beer and wave at the trucks leaving the building.
I agree! 2 weeks (the unofficial courtesy rule) in the US, and youI would give 2 weeks written notice and continue doing my job in a professional manner until my last day. I would want the final day of a 27+ year career to be a positive experience, not some juvenile revenge fantasy. If I want revenge I would buy a new truck and boat after I retired and drive it into the parking lot in the morning to show it off to the management people who were on their way in to a miserable day at work.
If I were ever really gonna stick it to them. I would drive a loaded up truck about 100 miles away park it and have someone come get me. Then I would say I had a mental break down and beg for my job back. Just so I could do it again
The same could be said for any job. But if I'm going to work for just the hell of it....I think I'd like a job with a comfy office chair, (preferably one that swivels)..and AC.
At age 55 I experienced this to some extent.Now you sound like Photog.
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But setting them on fire may be therapeuticI would call from the parking lot that they could come get their uniforms. I would then put them in a neat pile, set them on fire, and dance naked around them. Or I would just give them two weeks and call it a career. Dancing naked would just make people puke.
Nice....were his airs still in the truck at 5pm? lolWe had a driver do almost that. He had his new business all set up, came to work, drove to the far end of his route and stopped in a little diner for a long lunch with his wife. Locked the keys in the back and called the center around 5:00 to tell them where the truck was.
But setting them on fire may be therapeutic![]()
So just light em on fire...and keep your clothes on if you're shy.But I am a package car driver with a feedah body.
They don't burn very well.But setting them on fire may be therapeutic![]()
Lighter fluid might help....They don't burn very well.
... in a super soaker.Lighter fluid might help....
I would never turn down a joyride with beers and hookers. Maybe we can get some of those beer hats with the straws.Don't get drunk and go back on your word!
What an a-hole.We had a driver do almost that. He had his new business all set up, came to work, drove to the far end of his route and stopped in a little diner for a long lunch with his wife. Locked the keys in the back and called the center around 5:00 to tell them where the truck was.