Dry toast and crickets chirping!

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

[q.te="bleedinbrown58, post: 1263795, member: 46975"]Oh no.....did you file a grievance while you were in the ER? Sounds avoidable...you didn't follow the 5 keys to avoidinv slips and falls![/quote]
No, I finished my route. I declined medical attention. I feel so stupid, getting hit by a Matchbox car. I should have looked ,left, right,left....before entering the family room!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I didn't get hit by a car today but I did almost get run over by a midget on a unicycle....lol

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I didn't get hit by a car today but I did almost get run over by a midget on a unicycle....lol

Where, was the point of collision!..lol

 

[Johney]

Is it crabbing season?

Not sure? I was just wondering if he had the first three for breakfast and was looking for crab legs for dinner or did he have crab legs with breakfast? Nothing wrong with it just thought it was something I might have to try.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Well...he was about half my height...so you can imagine where his head landed....lol

 

[Johney]

You all are too funny.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Where, was the point of collision!..lol

The irony is...I was eating a hot dog when he ran into me...lol

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

The irony is...I was eating a hot dog when he ran into me...lol

And he gave you , a second one!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

And he gave you , a second one!

Nah....it was more like a cocktail weinie...or a vienna sausage out of those little cans....lol.

 

[Anonymous 10]

I just ate 1.5 pounds of Ribeye stake and a baked potato. I'm a bad person.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I still can't see his post. Someone dislike them for me.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I just ate 1.5 pounds of Ribeye stake and a baked potato. I'm a bad person.

Steak doesn't make someone a bad person..

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I still can't see his post. Someone dislike them for me.

You finally went blind, huh? I guess Grandma WAS right....lol. Do you have to shave your palms too?

 

[Indecisi0n]

You finally went blind, huh? I guess Grandma WAS right....lol. Do you have to shave your palms too?

Nope, the hair helps with friction.

 

[Johney]

I just ate 1.5 pounds of Ribeye stake and a baked potato. I'm a bad person.

stake???

 

[Indecisi0n]

Yum

 

[Johney]

Yum

Top rare bottom well done?

 

[Johney]

Yum

Pointed? Plan on stabbing a vampire?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Yum

Inde thinks wood is delicious...shocking....lol

 

[Indecisi0n]

Can't resist every time I see wood I get this desire to nail it.