Five Word Story

[moreluck]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water

after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.

"Help, we need Nair", he

 

[over9five]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he

cried, jumping back before the

 

[Dizzee]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the

cascading pit hair could entangle

 

[fethrs]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle
and entrap him. He tried

 

[ajblakejr]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried

to escape but the hair

 

[Dizzee]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair

anticipated his every move. Perplexed

 

[ajblakejr]

he swung like a monkey

 

[Dizzee]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey

from pit to pit. Suddenly

 

[moreluck]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey

from pit to pit. Suddenly

Gillette appeared on scene to

 

[Dizzee]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to

put an end to all

 

[ajblakejr]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to

put an end to all.

Wait.....use this tweezer and

 

[BLACKBOX]

yank as hard as you

 

[moreluck]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to

put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you

must to stop this

 

[ajblakejr]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to

put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you

must to stop this

from going on stage with

 

[Sammie]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen

 

[toonertoo]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard,

 

[DS]

does anyone have a light?

 

[Sammie]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth

 

[moreluck]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth

says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly

 

[over9five]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song