Five Word Story

[Dizzee]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song

now serves fries at the

 

[fethrs]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the
Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop

 

[toonertoo]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the
Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

 

[over9five]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the
Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song

Sesame Street - Good Morning Starshine

 

[Sammie]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the
Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead, darling

 

[bubsdad]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the
Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead, darling

, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes

 

[Dizzee]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes

and walking tiptoe through the

 

[ajblakejr]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes

and walking tiptoe through the

used cigarette butts and condoms

 

[Dizzee]

Chapter Four
Michelle auditions for Simon and sang a blues version of Purple People Eater and she proudly flashed her hard implants at Britney's shiny bald head. Meanwhile, Simon and Garfunkel couldn't bridge their troubled black water after seeing Michelles hairy armpits.
"Help, we need Nair", he cried, jumping back before the cascading pit hair could entangle and entrap him. He tried to escape but the hair anticipated his every move. Perplexed he swung like a monkey from pit to pit. Suddenly Gillette appeared on scene to put an end to all. Wait.....use this tweezer and yank as hard as you must to stop this from going on stage with shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hips wide as a billboard, does anyone have a light?

Good morning Starshine, the earth says, "RUN and DUCK" quickly.

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the used cigarette butts and condoms.

Meanwhile, back on the ranch,

 

[over9five]

Meanwhile, back on the ranch,

President Bush relaxed. He deserved

 

[moreluck]

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the used cigarette butts and condoms.
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, President Bush relaxed. He deserved

a good rest after Washington.

 

[BLACKBOX]

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the used cigarette butts and condoms.
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, President Bush relaxed. He deserved

a good rest after Washington. Laura says Barack on phone

 

[over9five]

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the used cigarette butts and condoms.
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, President Bush relaxed. He deserved a good rest after Washington. Laura says "Barack on phone

again! He needs more advice".

 

[ajblakejr]

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the used cigarette butts and condoms.
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, President Bush relaxed. He deserved a good rest after Washington. Laura says "Barack on phone

again! He needs more advice".

Have him call Simon Cowell.

 

[BLACKBOX]

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the used cigarette butts and condoms.
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, President Bush relaxed. He deserved a good rest after Washington. Laura says "Barack on phone

again! He needs more advice".

Have him call Simon Cowell for an American Idol appearance

 

[ajblakejr]

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the used cigarette butts and condoms.
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, President Bush relaxed. He deserved a good rest after Washington. Laura says "Barack on phone

again! He needs more advice".

Have him call Simon Cowell for an American Idol appearance,

wait for his scripted response

 

[fethrs]

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the used cigarette butts and condoms. Meanwhile, back on the ranch, President Bush relaxed. He deserved a good rest after Washington. Laura says "Barack on phone again! He needs more advice".
Have him call Simon Cowell for an American Idol appearance, wait for his scripted response.
But the script was lost,

 

[Dizzee]

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the used cigarette butts and condoms. Meanwhile, back on the ranch, President Bush relaxed. He deserved a good rest after Washington. Laura says "Barack on phone again! He needs more advice".
Have him call Simon Cowell for an American Idol appearance, wait for his scripted response.
But the script was lost,

on a mysterious deserted island

 

[Sammie]

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the used cigarette butts and condoms. Meanwhile, back on the ranch, President Bush relaxed. He deserved a good rest after Washington. Laura says "Barack on phone again! He needs more advice".

Have him call Simon Cowell for an American Idol appearance, wait for his scripted response. But the script was lost, on a mysterious deserted island where someone stashed Bill Clinton.

 

[bubsdad]

He Who Sang That Song now serves fries at the Hamburger Palace and Tat Shop, and roadkill at roadkill cafe.

Throw "Bob" a buck, and he will sing that song like the Grateful Dead darling, Jerry Garcia, while eating ludes and walking tiptoe through the used cigarette butts and condoms. Meanwhile, back on the ranch, President Bush relaxed. He deserved a good rest after Washington. Laura says "Barack on phone again! He needs more advice".

Have him call Simon Cowell for an American Idol appearance, wait for his scripted response. But the script was lost, on a mysterious deserted island where someone stashed Bill Clinton.

Ginger, get over here and