Five Word Story

[moreluck]

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.
Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as she stepped over cow paddies while massaging her aching udder.

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous

noxious clouds followed him everywhere.

 

[over9five]

Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.
Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as she stepped over cow paddies while massaging her aching udder.

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.

Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like

 

[moreluck]

Story
Immediately swallowed by the current he was never seen again. His picture on milk cartons circulated the globe and beyond. It was Dizzee's greatest rendition. Milk sales plummeted to an all time low. Lactose intolerant symptoms were experienced by everyone.
Cows everywhere are feeling the pinch! "Owwww", said Bertha as she stepped over cow paddies while massaging her aching udder.

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like

a skunk walking the park

 

[over9five]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",

his also stinky friends said.

 

[DS]

Zee stripe! It is gone!

 

[moreluck]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky

 

[ajblakejr]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with

 

[over9five]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with

Sam the butcher. Not a

 

[Dizzee]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a

comfortable experience for Porky. Bacon

 

[over9five]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon

and eggs!", Sam thought, licking

 

[ajblakejr]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon

and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.

 

[moreluck]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.

Bean with bacon soup was

 

[over9five]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.

Bean with bacon soup was

also possible with big Porky!

 

[moreluck]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.

Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky!

Possibilities were endless for a

 

[Dizzee]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a

lonely butcher and his portly

 

[over9five]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly

pal. Some soft candlelight, a

 

[moreluck]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a

very well sharpened axe for

 

[ajblakejr]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a

very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice.

 

[Dizzee]

Where's Elmer when we need his nimble, talented fingers? Flatulence had sidelined him for the second time this year. Gaseous noxious clouds followed him everywhere.
Elmer enjoyed his odor. "Like a skunk walking the park",
his also stinky friends said. Zee stripe! It is gone!

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice.

Sam licked his lips while

 

[moreluck]

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while

Porky shuddered to think of