Funny and embarrassing

[TooTechie]

Just had a funny but embarrassing experience. I was slowly driving down a narrow one way street in traffic when I noticed a really pretty blonde walking on the sidewalk next to me.

She gave me a big smile and said hi as she noticed me staring her way (she was carrying a small sealed box with a UPS label and I was trying to see if it was outgoing and if I should offer to take it).

I noticed her glance at my wedding ring and I awkwardly blurted "No, I was just looking at your box!" As soon as I said it I realized how it sounded and felt my face get hot and red with embarrassment. When I looked back up she wasn't walking next to me anymore. I looked in my mirror and she was doubled over laughing.

Ugh.

 

[ibleedbrown]

Dear penthouse...

 

[BSWALKS]

Just had a funny but embarrassing experience. I was slowly driving down a narrow one way street in traffic when I noticed a really pretty blonde walking on the sidewalk next to me.

She gave me a big smile and said hi as she noticed me staring her way (she was carrying a small sealed box with a UPS label and I was trying to see if it was outgoing and if I should offer to take it).

I noticed her glance at my wedding ring and I awkwardly blurted "No, I was just looking at your box!" As soon as I said it I realized how it sounded and felt my face get hot and red with embarrassment. When I looked back up she wasn't walking next to me anymore. I looked in my mirror and she was doubled over laughing.

Ugh.

Smooth.
I've made deliveries, where the customer says, "oh I was expecting a bigger package " , then realizes what she's said, and starts laughing.

 

[Jones]

Walked into an office one time and the secretary lady was kneeling on the floor looking through the bottom drawer of a filing cabinet, she looks up at me and says "Well, here I am on my knees waiting for you!". I stood there kinda speechless as she realized how it sounded.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

One morning I walked in to one of the vision shops on my area and the very hot receptionist, who happened to be standing by the wall, said that she had been waiting for me all morning.

 

[CaliforniaPaul]

One morning I walked in to one of the vision shops on my area and the very hot receptionist, who happened to be standing by the wall, said that she had been waiting for me all morning.

She was blind and smelled you?

 

[tacken]

I work at UPS.

 

[upschuck]

I work at UPS.

I do too

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Just had a funny but embarrassing experience. I was slowly driving down a narrow one way street in traffic when I noticed a really pretty blonde walking on the sidewalk next to me.

She gave me a big smile and said hi as she noticed me staring her way (she was carrying a small sealed box with a UPS label and I was trying to see if it was outgoing and if I should offer to take it).

I noticed her glance at my wedding ring and I awkwardly blurted "No, I was just looking at your box!" As soon as I said it I realized how it sounded and felt my face get hot and red with embarrassment. When I looked back up she wasn't walking next to me anymore. I looked in my mirror and she was doubled over laughing.

Ugh.

Pervert

 

[Coldworld]

Pervert

She was probably calling the cops to report a creeper

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

She was probably calling the cops to report a creeper

If it was @TooTechie most definitely

 

[MyTripisCut]

I do too

Me too!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Me too!

You and @Brownslave688 together don't make a full work week.

 

[olroadbeech]

i have about 25 pretty good stories but too many of you guys would call me a liar.

 

[burrheadd]

i have about 25 pretty good stories but too many of you guys would call me a liar.

Do any of them have to do with
Peanut butter?

 

[Rack em]

...And a dog

 

[hellfire]

i have about 25 pretty good stories but too many of you guys would call me a liar.

Liar

 

[MyTripisCut]

You and @Brownslave688 together don't make a full work week.

Shove it where the sun don't shine friend. We married well.

Jelly?



@Brownslave688

 

[bleedinbrown58]

i have about 25 pretty good stories but too many of you guys would call me a liar.

Don't make me repost your first BC post again.

 

[Rack em]

Don't make me repost your first BC post again.

Please do, I want to read it