Guns

[newolddude]

Gun Owner Spends Another Disappointing Night Without Home Invasion

CHARLOTTE, NC—Letting out a deep sigh and saying he guessed he’d just have to wait a little bit longer before he got to shoot someone, local gun owner Chris Quaid told reporters Monday morning that he’d spent another disappointing night without a home invasion. “Aw, man, I can’t believe nobody...

www.theonion.com

 

[oldngray]

Gun Owner Spends Another Disappointing Night Without Home Invasion

CHARLOTTE, NC—Letting out a deep sigh and saying he guessed he’d just have to wait a little bit longer before he got to shoot someone, local gun owner Chris Quaid told reporters Monday morning that he’d spent another disappointing night without a home invasion. “Aw, man, I can’t believe nobody...

www.theonion.com

The Onion ceased being funny a long time ago

You probably still treat it as one of your reliable news sources.

 

[BrownFlush]

 

[Fred's Myth]

Gun Owner Spends Another Disappointing Night Without Home Invasion

CHARLOTTE, NC—Letting out a deep sigh and saying he guessed he’d just have to wait a little bit longer before he got to shoot someone, local gun owner Chris Quaid told reporters Monday morning that he’d spent another disappointing night without a home invasion. “Aw, man, I can’t believe nobody...

www.theonion.com

Has the Dawn of Realization visited you yet?

Not everything you read is factual. Discernment is a virtue.

 

[newolddude]

Has the Dawn of Realization visited you yet?

Not everything you read is factual. Discernment is a virtue.

It's a satire site that's been around for decades.

Whoever wrote their "report" from Hell after the 9/11 attacks is a genius.

Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell

JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na’ar, Islam’s Hell.

www.theonion.com

 

[MrFedEx]

The Onion ceased being funny a long time ago

You probably still treat it as one of your reliable news sources.

The Onion is hilarious, but since Republicans can't seem to understand satire or parody and lack general historical knowledge in general, it's like reading Hindi to them In fact, numerous Onion articles have been taken as factual by notable Republicans, who immediately get outraged at something clearly fake. It always amazes me how clueless most Conservatives are, and how undeveloped their sense of humor tends to be.
Remember Dennis Miller, Conservative funny man? Yeah, neither does anyone else.

 

[Fred's Myth]

The Onion is hilarious, but since Republicans can't seem to understand satire or parody and lack general historical knowledge in general, it's like reading Hindi to them In fact, numerous Onion articles have been taken as factual by notable Republicans, who immediately get outraged at something clearly fake. It always amazes me how clueless most Conservatives are, and how undeveloped their sense of humor tends to be.
Remember Dennis Miller, Conservative funny man? Yeah, neither does anyone else.

When someone quotes, or copy/pastes an article without comment, the reader infers that the poster is in agreement with the article that supports their beliefs.

Pointing out the absurdity, to them, for their enlightenment , doesn't mean the critic is also unaware.

Unless you're MFE.

 

[vantexan]

The Onion is hilarious, but since Republicans can't seem to understand satire or parody and lack general historical knowledge in general, it's like reading Hindi to them In fact, numerous Onion articles have been taken as factual by notable Republicans, who immediately get outraged at something clearly fake. It always amazes me how clueless most Conservatives are, and how undeveloped their sense of humor tends to be.
Remember Dennis Miller, Conservative funny man? Yeah, neither does anyone else.

Now substitute "The Babylon Bee" and Democrats. Remember Stephen Colbert? Uses his show to promote the Democratic agenda. He and the other late night network hosts are getting whipped in the ratings by Greg Gutfeld of FOX News. And Dennis Miller is funnier than all of them.

 

[Thebrownblob]

Now substitute "The Babylon Bee" and Democrats. Remember Stephen Colbert? Uses his show to promote the Democratic agenda. He and the other late night network hosts are getting whipped in the ratings by Greg Gutfeld of FOX News. And Dennis Miller is funnier than all of them.

I wonder if that idiot apologize for calling Trump Putin’s cock holster yet?

 

[Babagounj]

Alaska blocks officials from closing gun stores during disasters

The Alaska legislature passed a bill on Wednesday prohibiting governments from shutting down gun stores during declared emergencies.

www.washingtonexaminer.com

 

[sailfish]

I wonder if that idiot apologize for calling Trump Putin’s cock holster yet?

I thought that was Kimmel? I can't remember. They're all morons.

 

[rod]

I thought that was Kimmel? I can't remember. They're all morons.

Kimmel-Fallon etc-etc. ----all the late night hosts think they are so funny-------but they aren't. I quit watching late night crap when Letterman retired. Craig Ferguson had the ONLY late night show worth watching after that. I was sad to see him hang it up. Conan can be ok once in a while.

 

[newolddude]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1659271827879804928

 

[sailfish]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1659271827879804928

Blazingly obvious fed if I ever saw one.

 

[oldngray]

Federal court deals blow to ATF pistol brace rule ahead of gun accessory registration deadline

Federal appeals court issues temporary injunction blocking ATF from enforcing a rule on pistol stabilizing braces days before owners were required to register with the bureau.

www.foxnews.com

 

[sailfish]

Federal court deals blow to ATF pistol brace rule ahead of gun accessory registration deadline

Federal appeals court issues temporary injunction blocking ATF from enforcing a rule on pistol stabilizing braces days before owners were required to register with the bureau.

www.foxnews.com

Biden and the ATF.

 

[Gotta Go]

 

[Babagounj]

Canadian couple set to be married shot dead by landlord

Canadian police were called to a district of Hamilton, Ontario, Saturday, for reports of gunshots fired. An engaged couple was killed by their landlord.

www.dailymail.co.uk

• Police were called to the Stoney Creek district of Hamilton, Ontario, at 5:40pm Saturday for reports of gunshots fired
• They found a 27-year-old woman and her 28-year-old fiancé dead on the lawn in front of the house: the pair had been running from their landlord
• Terry Bourassa, 57, had argued with the couple about the basement, where they lived: when police arrived he barricaded himself in, and was shot dead at 10pm

 

[Gotta Go]

 

[oldngray]

Gavin Newsom blames DeSantis-signed bill for Florida shooting, gets fact-checked

California Gov. Gavin Newsom blamed the Memorial Day shooting in Hollywood, Florida, on a permit-less carry bill Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed that is not in effect yet.

www.foxnews.com