*The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the
first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence
and I made love to you.'
'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.'*
*'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we
can do it for old time's sake?' *
*'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good
idea!'
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he
thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having
sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no
trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other
for support aided by walking sticks. *
*Finally, they get to the back of the tavern
*and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt
and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the
fence, the old man moves in. Then
suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman
has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are
making loud noises and moaning
and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something
about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their
clothes back on.
*The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is
truly amazing.** **I've got to ask them what their secret** **is.*
*
So, as the couple passes, he
says to them,' Excuse me, but that was something else. You
must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of
secret to this?'
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago
that wasn't an electric fence.*
