Heres a tip for dealing with irregs

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Why should I go out in the rain?

 

[Johney]

I gotta tell you that if I were the homeowner I probably would have done the same.

I'd watch you carry it all the way to the door and refuse it.

 

[Operational needs]

Why should I go out in the rain?

Because it's YOUR box and if you get wet, you can easily go back inside, change and get warm. And because, it's the right thing to do.

 

[cosmo1]

Because it's YOUR box and if you get wet, you can easily go back inside, change and get warm. And because, it's the right thing to do.

No. He'd be afraid that he'd melt.



(BTW, Dave, how many more times are we going to hear the diaper story?)

 

[rod]

I paid for unassisted delivery to my home.

 

[VonDutch]

I paid for unassisted delivery to my home.

True.

Watch me struggle and I'll surgically place it juuuust over the threshold of your garage door. That counts as inside delivery. Enjoy humping it from there.

Now be a gentleman, a decent human being, and come help me carry it from the truck and I'll say Since we have it where would you like it and help you get it in your house.

Your call Davey.

 

[boxwayne]

That's ingenious!

 

[VonDutch]

That's ingenious!

It's like a football touchdown. You only have to break the plane.

 

[brownmonster]

I get paid to deliver it. Go back in the house, get your mutt out of the way and I'll leave it on the porch.

 

[You've Got Mail]

I deliver to a predominantly orthodox Jewish area and most of them want you to go the extra mile, just short of opening the box for them. It's like they're afraid to get their hands the slightest bit "dirty."