I am sleeping with my UPS driver......

[Brownslave688]

Not true... one time I delivered to a house and there were 2 women mid 20s and a guy outside drunk already at about 2:30 in the afternoon. One of the women runs up, hugs me, and grabs my junk saying how awesome I was. I said "Ma'am that's not the right package I brought for you."

Jk, I didn't know what to say so I just pretended like I didn't feel it and walked off like a nervous lil beyotch, but I wish I would have said something that cool.

Had a similar situation in my early days. Two young women in a pool obviously toasted told me I should just.

Me: then I’d have to wear a wet uniform all day

Them: then take it off and jump in.

What I should have said: well I’m commando under here.

What I said: I got a busy day. You ladies have fun.

 

[rod]

Masturbate with your tears in the shower ?

is that a country western song?

 

[rod]

Had a similar situation in my early days. Two young women in a pool obviously toasted told me I should just.

Me: then I’d have to wear a wet uniform all day

Them: then take it off and jump in.

What I should have said: well I’m commando under here.

What I said: I got a busy day. You ladies have fun.

I had a gal shove a banana and 2 walnuts in my pocket when I walked into her shop with an arm load of packages. I about peed my pants I was laughing so hard.

 

[rod]

There is a country western song that goes---I can't get over you----so you'll have to get up and turn out the lights.

 

[SmithBarney]

If course they don't care, They don't care about their spouse, why would they care about you

 

[cheryl]

Is he likely an opportunistic pig or does he really care like he says, but is in a boring marriage witb obligations

Troll much? Welcome to the mod queue.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Troll much? Welcome to the mod queue.

Let me know if you need me to handle this .

 

[ibleedbrown]

I need to see NSFW pics before I can give advice.

 

[ibleedbrown]

Wow those pics came through quick! Simple solution, have him go feeder and you guys can be a sleeper team!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Uh, not much, been married almost 22 years. Don't know what to do anymore.

Celibate?

 

[eats packages]

Try living in poly hell Portland. Every guy will act like they have an open relationship when they dont.

 

[oldngray]

A nurse?

 

[Brisket]

Screw up his livelihood?

Yep, because something could happen where she gets mad at him for something and wants revenge, next thing she’s calling in and trying to get him in trouble.

 

[iowa boy]

Celibate?

Not by my choice, but I don't get to make too many choices anymore either.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Not by my choice, but I don't get to make too many choices anymore either.

Welcome to @Wilson1397 world

 

[Wilson1397]

Welcome to @Wilson1397 world

It’s not like it’s an exclusive club

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

It’s not like it’s an exclusive club

@Future has been a life long member

 

[Brownslave688]

Yep, because something could happen where she gets mad at him for something and wants revenge, next thing she’s calling in and trying to get him in trouble.

Never seen it get anyone in trouble at work. As long as they’re taking break to boink. Worst I’ve seen is driver has to come off route.

 

[BestMgrEver]

Yep, because something could happen where she gets mad at him for something and wants revenge, next thing she’s calling in and trying to get him in trouble.

Had a guy who went into a woman's house(wrong move) for a pickup. He went upstairs and then woman got undressed. When the driver declined to have sex with her, she got mad and called the police about her being sexually assaulted. Driver had a ride along which was a witness. But if he didn't have that ridealong, he'd probably be in jail.

 

[over9five]

Had a guy who went into a woman's house(wrong move) for a pickup. He went upstairs and then woman got undressed. When the driver declined to have sex with her, she got mad and called the police about her being sexually assaulted. Driver had a ride along which was a witness. But if he didn't have that ridealong, he'd probably be in jail.

So, what did the police have to say about her filing a false report?