This has been a tough winter on UPS and its employees. Ive spent too much of my "beer money" on rock salt. Is winter over? or do we get blasted again?
is winter over yet?
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Dammit....more beer money wasted on rock salt! Save me some room on your couch....im ready for the beach!....and stock up your beer fridge....Ive is comming to town!
bottomups
Bad Moon Risen'
On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Buffalo, NY were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow plows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electricity went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?" Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electricity went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow plows can get through?" Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Nah....seen the last of the big storms...maybe a few inches left. Gonna be nice tomorrow..in the 50's
You better work some overtime!...lol
bottomups
Bad Moon Risen'
As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Wisconsin and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Wisconsin and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
jumpman23
Oh Yeah
I am bro believe that. 1 more week of work n then vacation. Going to doctor on 17th to get checked out n see if I got a hernia. AFLAC vacation pbly not too much after that if its a hernia. Ill be thinking bout ya sitting home chillin for 8 weeks making 4800 bux a month doing nothing lol. That's if I have a hernia of course, who knows could be anything dude.
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
friend that....get your ass back to NY again...lol
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
What happened to 4 months off? lol
oldngray
nowhere special
You are supposed to have surgery like that around peak.
jumpman23
Oh Yeah
Nah peak is big money dog, and at least a grand from my customers, thanx but no thanx. But I feel ya dude
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Nah, sorry dude...i'd rather work than have surgery...lol. Might not mind breaking a wrist or something on the job...that'd be a nice vacation...lol.
No feeling dudes!...lmao...sorry that was too ez
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